here's what i did
grow your hair out, get an undercut and flip the top to the side
get some feminine accessories (i got a choker)
makeup, my friend
shave
bench press/push ups and lunges/squats/runs (preferably with a weight, my limit so far for lunges and squats is around 45 and i can run for around half a mile without quitting, slowing down or collapsing when i hit the mile)
wear stuff that 1. goes past your wrists for shirts or is slightly tight 2. is tight or short 3. is brightly colored (unless you wanna look emo like me, in which case ima go fms) 4. has feminine patterns (pink stripes on white work well)
learn how to tuck your *richard* into your underwear. im not joking. this feels good if pulled off
sit with your knees closer together
if you're chubby (doesnt look like you are) use this to your advantage and suck in your gut until it looks like you have small breasts
pass off a feminine voice as a joke voice
this stuff works fine for my homophobic mother who doesn't seem to notice. i often pass the makeup as rock n roll btw if you wanted to know
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