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bro is not 11 yr old me at walmart

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What

Are you okay
What happened bro

Idk my grammar isn't that great but ya i tried 😭

I was coming back from my friends house on my bike and suddenly the pedal stopped working I was going downhill at a speed enough to crush my head off if I fell and the I lost my balance the seat of my bike came off at that exact moment i hitted the brakes so hard i went flying with my bike accidentally doing a wheelie but smh i didn't fell

And to make the matters more worst I was coming back from my friends house after watching a horror anime (another) in which all people die by accident after getting a curse 💀💀💀💀

Holy f**k dude
I'm sorry

I hope you're okay

My balls were going to be crushed tho i am fine now thnx for asking

Oh shit dude
I know the feeling, hope you're alr

I'm good now thanks for asking

That's good, np

What is it

I was coming back from my friends house on my bike and suddenly the pedal stopped working I was going downhill at a speed enough to crush my head off if I fell and the I lost my balance the seat of my bike came off at that exact moment i hitted the brakes so hard i went flying with my bike accidentally doing a wheelie but smh i didn't fell

And to make the matters more worst I was coming back from my friends house after watching a horror anime (another) in which all people die by accident after getting a curse 💀💀💀💀

bro is not 11 yr old me at the greenwood park mall

I am not a monkey with a banana