I AM 24 YEARS OLD; A DAY IS 24 HOURS LONG (EVERYONE KNOWS THAT); I'M STARTING KINDERGARTEN IN SEPTEMBER 2025. TOMATOES ARE FRUITS, NOT VEGETABLES (I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY WERE VEGETABLES UNTIL TODAY, WHEN I LEARNED THAT THEY'RE NOT XD); I ONCE WROTE "AVAKUDDLE" IN MY HAIR WITH A SHARPIE (WHY DID I EVEN DO IT!?); ALL CHILDREN MUST GO TO SCHOOL. EVERYONE WILL DIE. I HAVE 0 FOLLOWERS. I'M NOT POPULAR. I'M RUNNING OUT OF FACTS.