So uh, this is my dogs fur, he sheds a lot (this is one dog btw, I got no others)

Are you 100% sure that isn't another dog

This was in my house, that is all from my fat dog

Nice.

If you're trying to make me change my mind about wanting a dog, you failed. I only want a dog more now, believe it or not.

I have to deal with the exact same thing, except with my cat. I am perpetually covered in hair.

Same