Rp with... I'm sorry who is this?

Dynamo: …

???: Oh hello there, Valued customer! Would you like to buy a brand new tv? Just 5 dollars! Yes! 5 Dollars!

Dynamo: I already have a TV

???: Well this one's special! Mint condition too!

t̷̢̛͉͔͓͙̦̘̼́̈́̃̾͑̂̽́̌͌͒̐̎̚͜ä̵̡̱͍̭̤͌̒̂́̈́̋̈́̐̾ͅk̵͙̯͔̬̥͖͑͒̑͗̚͝é̶̡͊̇͐͒̈̀͂̃̒́̕̚̚͝t̵̬̹̫̗̳͚̪̣̱̳̾͑̾̈́̂͐̓̌̽͘h̴̠͖̳̳͑͛̎̀̓͛̈́̚͝ͅe̷̮̹̣̿̈̿͊̊̅̉͐̀̕͘̚d̷̡̢̨͕̬̮̬̘̼̯̼̟̹̒͋̆̀̚͠͝͠é̵̩͕͇̦̯͔̼͙͕́̀͘a̷̡̙̰͔̘̤̱͍͕͙̬͖̣͍͆̽̾̂̑̍l̵̡̥͎̘͕̲̙͕̝̲͍͔͖̀͜t̵͕̱̓͌̔̓̒̈͘ą̶̠̞̞͍̳̠̺̞̘͚̦̥͂̀̉͂̿̓̕ͅk̷̝̲̯͉̃ē̷̙̼͎͇̱̱̚͜ţ̵͇̤͈͙̪̼̻͚͚̘͔̌̉̽̈̓͛̍̀̑̈́̅̾̈͒̀ͅh̷͚̹͍͍̘̖̟̼̠̜̏̋̈́̔́̑̐̎̉̈́̚͘͝ȩ̵̙͓͍̠̩͖̰̺̬̠̭̰̊̏́́͆͛̚͝d̶̡̯̱̗͈͙̞̘͔̭͊̆͋̐̈́̋̀̒̿̈́̔̉̈́̋̕e̸͎̜̱͇̱̲̙̬̲̣͖̟͂̈͒͋̎̊̈́̿͋̆̽̕͘ą̸̢̱̞͉͇͎̳̳̲̪͙̺́̎̑̏̑̉͒͌͌͜ḽ̴̡̧̥̫̻͒͂̆͐̀̽͂̀̂̒̐̍́̐͘͜ț̵̊ą̷̧͍̪̱͍̤̺͉͑̓͗̍͒͜ķ̸̨̨̞̦̫̰̗͇̻̟͕͌̈́͜͝͝ȩ̴͕͉̣̭̭̙̲̦̬͚̳͔̀̇̈́̕͜t̵̜̙̩̔͆̍͒̆͋̈͐̽̒͑̚͝ḩ̸̧̡̫͚̣̭̗̱̲͆͛̆̎̉͝e̴͎̱͖̍̎͌̾͒̍͐̀͗̿̈͒̍̃̀d̸̛̦͙̟͚̻͉͖̤̗̭͂͆̅̔̌͒̀̔̿̍̚ê̴̞̬̈́͂͆́̒̓a̵̧̝͖͉͓̳͉̣͚̼͙̝͔͐͘͜l̴̼̦̃̾̊̀̔̄͐͗͗͆͝

Dynamo: What’s so good about a mint condition?

???: I um... actually idk. I'm sort of just here to- I mean, How about a free one! Give it too your friends! Your enemies! Or both! I don't care!

Dynamo: … I guess having a second TV shouldn’t hurt.

*He gives twenty dollars*

Here’s an extra fifteen for your troubles and kindness

???:Thank you!

b̸̯̼̲̎̿̂̚͠ȳ̸̛̳̗̮͎̉͝ͅe̶̯͙͎͌͆͘b̵͓̠͚̀̋ÿ̶̮̭̄͛͝ë̸͎̳́

Milo: ?

???:*Hands the tv* Now you should go hang out with your f̸͎͎̃͜r̷̡̢̧̛̛͇̗̣̭͉͙̭͚̲͒͒̑̓̈̾̔̏̓̕͘i̴̧̨̼͚̼̘͎̝͓̜͉̼͋̑̿̿̆̓͐̋̚͝͠ę̷͈̰̯͓̞̜̼͍̤͚̻͙̙̪̅͋̾͗̓n̵͔̻̹̭̱̓̒͊̌̀̈̊d̷͙͍̺̤̖̫̪͕̗͖̟̮̽̀͐̈́

Milo: who?
(Ok fr for a sec
You ruined your username for a month 😭)

h̴͇͇̏̿̏̐̒̈́̑̀͠ě̷͙̩̬͎̻̟̞̰͓̞̾̀̃̊̽̎̂̀̆̇̾͂̕ͅd̸̯͕̜̹̓̑͌͑͊͐̎͜͠ó̷̢̭̻̭͔̖͈̜̱͖̲̘̈́̀͐̔̊̚͝͝͝e̴̛̬̭̯̹̞̣͍͎̔͌̓̎͂̈́̃͆̏̍̈͋͘͠ś̶̨̹̯̲̹̮̘̤̞̠̅̔̿̄͒̃͆͝n̵̳͕͇͇̹̬̪̝͖̘͇̂͌̋̾̆̌̀̎͑̆̉̃̔͜'̷̡̢͓̞̳̺͚͇͗̓͋́̽̐̌̎͌̈́͘͝t̷̛̛͔̖͈̠͛̓͗̈́̅̕͝ņ̴̨̨̛̛̛̝̫̟̗̯̳̺̰̻̎̉̾̅̃͆͊͌̆͝e̷̳̎̄͌̈̈́̿͌͂͆̄̾̓͠͝ė̷̢̪̳̯̜͔̘͍̍̔̂̄̏̈́̾͐̋̃̚d̵͕͈̱̙̺̫̳͇̆̍̇̒͂̌͝ǐ̴̞̺̞͕̍̾̔́̈́̓̈͛͘͘̕͘͘̚t̸͍̳̙͍͝a̴̠̞̲͓̭̞̪͉̬̿͒͛͋̅̊̈́̈́̀ņ̴͓̦̠̜̥̗͖̹̭͍̅ỵ̶̨͔̳̳̟̈́̄͊͛̔̏̀̎͌͗͌͊͊͝m̴͙̄͋͐̽̆̒͊̀̚o̷̞̲̭̜̖̱͕͕͎̥͗͊̉ŕ̴̛̯̩̻̥̩̃́́͛͆͊̏̋̔̇̉̄͝ẽ̵̬̮̣̣͓̳͉ͅ

???: You know, your friends.

Milo: like.. a rock?

w̶̢͙̘̺̩̦̗̥̜̗̜̺̜͉̌͛̌̍͜o̵̢̮͉͕̹̥͔͋̔͒́͋́͑͌̔̏̃ẁ̶̛̙̬͕̹̮̗̟͖̯͍͕̰͎̓͗̌̓̎́̏̊t̸̡̨̛͍̦͇̗̭̟̻̫̋͗̈́̂̈̏̾̊͌͒̚͝͠ḩ̸͇̫͉̯̪̟̟͍͇̈́̏̃̅̎̆̕͠ͅa̴̧̤̻̪̫̭̠̬̫͔͈̗͋͆͆t̷̼̦̼̗̻̟̲́͛ͅs̶̛̯̮̓̇̾͛́a̸͔͓̩̣̜̰̭̐̂̓̐̎̔̄̔̚ŝ̴̯͍̜̑͌̒̂̓͒͒͐̎͑̅̚͘a̸͌̿̎̀͗̅̓͘͠ͅd̷̨̼̣̪̝͉̻͒̑̔̈́̄̉̋̍͐͘͜͝͝ͅl̴̨͖̑͗̅̈́̽̓̏̈́i̵̻̹̖͎̫̫͖̺̻̻̾̓̄̎̈́̎́̒͒͋͠f̶̺̩̯̻̝̞̑͆͑̈ę̴̭̞͚̰̙͓̱̳͓̺͚̻̽̎

???: No no no! Don't you have a certain shapeshifting friend?

Milo: hmm.. oh ye

???: good!

Milo: I’m gonna turn this tv into a microwave :D

(Continue the rp bitch)

Į̸̖̔̎͋̋́̈́͊͑̂͛͋͊͆ĥ̴̗͔̎̽̉͐̋̄͊̐̆͒̿̕a̴̦̪͙̰̯̗̪̒̐̿̄́̏̈v̴͎̲̦̙̜̱̙̿̽̄̏͗̈́͆̌͒͝e̶͙̰͇̪̞̦͔̿̾̂̽̈̈̐͘͜n̷̨̦̣̝̤͎̹̘͉̓̾̋̾̒̍͘͘ͅͅȍ̴̧͙̹̣͙̮̖̰͒̄͐͜n̶̡̧̹̖͕͚͕̥̬͓̏̈́̌̏́̈́͑͌̓̕ͅę̴͙̬̪̥̗̰̠̬̳͊͋̈̊̾̕͜ė̵̝͙́͋̿̾d̷͈̯̦̺͖̫͍̖̀͂̊͂̀̉̏̂̈́͗͜͠ͅf̵̧̛͙̱͈̹̘̟́̎̂͆̈͊̈́̔̿̒̈́͒͊̾ŏ̷̢̮̙̻̭̞̘̜̳̘̉͑̏͊̆̀̍̀͜ȓ̴̫͆̄̾̅͒͗̉̐̀͌ý̶̩͉̼̜̙̣̰͇͔̦̭͕͑̈̄͂̀̿̂́̃̈́̕͝ọ̴̢̠̫̱̙̖̺͓̰͖̞̓̃̉̿͐̍̐̚͜u̴̲̽̒̔͛̆͐͘

GIVE ME BACK NEAT
I NEED HUNTER

i̸̧͙̙͚̘̘̅t̶̝͓̬̣̹͇̮̖͖̳̣̺̥̆̑̑́́̓̈̇̆̀͒̂'̷͍͇͈͇̜͙͋̑̅̾̿s̵̛͉̼̞̖͉̺̹̊̅̀̂͊t̵̢͈͓͓̙̬̮̱͇̫̘͒̿̓̏̎̈́͒̏̇̄̓̎͝h̴͚̭̙͍̖̱͙̭̪̻͓̎̌̂̉̉̽̃̀͑͗͊͑͝͝͝e̸̘̐̒͊́͒̾͆͊̊̈́̀̍͌̕ͅc̴̢̢̥͕̬͎̪̱̝̈́̃͜a̸͈͓̞͂͋͑͝t̷̛̪͔͇̤͖̯̞͌̓̈́̈̿͊̆͂͑̀̆i̵̖̱͚͓͇̝̼̥̎́͐̔̇̅̍͊̋̕͝t̷͙͙̯̰̐̓͒̽͛͘̚͘͠'̵͎͉̲̘̟͝s̶̬͈̗͉̻͇̏͂̑̈̏͗̉̇͋̂͌͐̈́͠t̵͍̫͔́̔̽̌̍̿̆h̵̗̙͖͔͇̝͙̹̝̼̉͛̐̑̔̄̊̿̚͝e̵̜̯͕͙̜͈̦̦̼͍̭͛͌͑͆͂̎̎̀̌̈́̚͜͝c̸̺͕͕̝̘̥̝̟̘̠̎̅̉͒̒̀̅̕͠a̴̭̜̘̹̰̔ͅt̸̨̧̻͕̪̺̩̤̙̭͖̮̙͉̀͗͂̄̇̆͜i̶̢̗̘̘̜̳̬̭̮̯͖̳͚̐̈́̓̚͜͠ţ̸̧̼̬̥͍̳̻̤̪̯̳̜̃́̌̊͆'̸̢̢̢͇̼̪̭̥͚̬̹̯̹͉̓̓͂̽͘͜͝s̴̯͈͔͍̭̩͈̥̓̎̏̈́͑͛͐̎̐̓̓̕̕͝͠t̵̡̢͓̻̞̼̥̥̻̒͒̑̃̌̎h̶̡̧͚̗͕͓̤̟̜͖͍̻̱̻̓̐̿̓̈ę̴̪̘̩̙̣̣͍̜͔͑̄͑̏̾͐͝͠c̷͚̬͌̒͆a̸̛̪̥̘̹̹̯͋͊̓̃́̈́̆̉̑͘͜͜͝͠͠ẗ̶̡̡̻͍̺́̄i̸̡͖̼̽t̶̨̨͖̺̦̼̼͈̥͚̻̹̊̾̎̚͜'̷̢̣̩̣̰̺̮̘͓̭̙͍͍͉͋̎͑͂s̴̺̝͚̥͈̤͍͓̮͔̩͖͛̋̍͛̆̏̇͌̏̈͘̚ͅt̸̢̳̤̟̻̰͌͐ͅḩ̷̧̳͙̺͍̝̖̖̬͛̾̈́̕͜ẻ̷̛̘͋̄͋̽̿c̷̨̮̄͌ą̴̭͙͕̭̤̩̭̞͙̈͗̆̆̂̉͊͋̃̾̐͘͜t̵̛̗̣͉̖̖̰͙̼͉̞̲́́̔̀̿̃̔̀̅̓͑̓̅̾ͅ

???: Why hello there, Small Feline!

Milo: hoi
You hav some catchup on your chin

í̴̙̎t̵̗͇́͆̓͛̍̾͗̎'̴̢͍͔͎͍̎̀̓̓̒̐̑̇͝s̸͖̫̲̦̗̘̹͍̯̟͇̲̉͋̌̀̎̌̎̕͝͠ņ̵̧̰̼̬̬̗̯̠̽͝ͅo̶̡̹͇͓̖̗̬̗͙̞̭̓ͅṯ̸͈̑͂k̵͙͍̗̪̮͖̗̀̑͌͊e̶̛̗̩̦͆͒̓͐̔̃̑͂͝ṭ̴̨̨͙̟̱̯̘̦͖̪̒͗̏̓͊̆̽̇͆̑͜͠ͅc̶̢̧̡̜̫̈́͘h̶̨̒́́ų̸̢̼̫͖̞͕̲͖̙̬͔̣̑̿̏͛͋̂̀̿̃̕̚̚͜p̵̢̱̺̺̜̥̰̹̣̫̳̲̭̞̏̐̉̍̉̂̓͋̍̀̀͋̾y̵̢̛̖̺̰̪͍̼͓̠̬͉̽̓͋̔͘ͅò̸̢͖̤͚͓̜͠͝u̵̠͙͖̙̎̃̃͒̋̂͋̃͊͒̿̅̏ͅb̴̟͈̗͍̩̞̥̿̄̒̒̆̾̂̚̕͝ͅl̴̢̡̡̥̟̦͇͇͖̮̓̒͗͛̊͑͌̀͂̕͝͠ả̴̢͔̥̦̱͇̮̙̝̼͎̖̼̻̾͗̀̎̅̒̐̇͜c̴̗͙̬͈̜̳̿̌͗̀͗̍̃͛̍̀̚͠ͅk̸̨̧̡̰̙͍̳͙͈̟͍̠̱͍͂̇̄̑̏̔͑̈͋̈́p̶̫̗̻̉̑̕͠͠ͅi̸͉͖̽͊͜l̶̮̺͙̪̮̥͖̼͑̒̂͛̃̕l̸̰͍̻̦̀̀̓͊͌͗̌̐̍̚ǫ̸͈̼̭̖͖͊̅̏͆̓͋̌̔̆̕͜w̷̧̨͎̤̮͙̲̘̞͉̘͍̠̬͑̋͒̒͌͂͆̓̈̃͛̈́̒͜ḉ̵̘͎͍̏̅̈͑͌̿͊̀̃́͜ͅả̶̡͇͇̼̟̫̘͓̳͙̳̰̀͐̑͆̅͘͘̕͝ş̷̡̪̗̟̻͓̣̈́̂̍̈͒̂͛́̀̀͜ḛ̷̠̰̺̙͈̮͖̫̑͜͜͝

???: huh? Why so I do. *he wipes it off his chin*

(You black pillowcase lmao)
Milo: ya

I̸̡͚̟̲̝͎̾̋̿̋̈̏͘'̷̯̤̈́̔̎̅͘̚ṁ̶̢̧̝͍̦̻̣̯̀͑ú̷̧͚̳̠̼̗͔̻̝͉͛̂́͗̅͊̀͗͘͜͠n̶̜̘̼͙͓̯̰͚͆̀̽͜s̷̯̻̟̖͕̘͈͒̀̄̌͂͒̿̔̈́̃͝ư̸̛̭̺͍͆̾̄̀̍̆̂͘͝ṙ̴̢̻̞̰̗͊̄̂̎̄͗̈́́̾͋̕͜͝e̶̡͕̰͎̫̯͂w̸̧̨̩̲̙͉̱̩̋̓̀͝h̶̘͚̫̝͖̪̜͗̀̑̒̈́͛͒̊̀̽̃́̌͜͜͠y̶̧̱̺̗̟͍͍̬̤̫̆̅͋́̀̌̏͗̒́͗͛̋ẏ̶̫̙̠́͋̃̾͂̊͝ȏ̶̳̽u̶̱̐f̶̢̛̳̲̏̋̇͒̿́͌̀͋͝͝î̵̠͔̣̖̼̭̥͓̜̳̗͈͓̍̾̉͊̈́̈́̾̅n̵̗̲̪̭͚̿̕d̴̡̧̲̳͓̼̗̦̩̪̩̲̮͊͊͛ͅt̷̛͉̜̤̦͕͓͑͌̽ͅh̶̻̮̠̭͖̫͚̫̬̬̓͛͝i̴̥̜̾̇̀̐̄̊̅̈̔́ͅs̴͙̞̣͉̯̘̟̥̥̟͎̊͗̀̒͛̔́̚f̸̢͉̙̲̼͔͎̙͈̝̣̆͑͐͌̏͊͜ͅǘ̶̝̓̀͐̚͝n̶̢͚̙͓͉͓̯̝͉̺̩̳̈̀̈̈̃͂͗̓̃̕͝n̷̡̧̡̥̭͕̱̫̋̑̈͌̀͋̋̅̋ý̴̯̘̙̄͊̏͑́̌̀̈́̎̚͝a̴̙̗͎̅̇̒͋n̴̡̧̛̳̭̪̼̫̮̭̏̍̎͂̐̍͛̀̚͝͠o̵̡̡̰̮̥̜̭̭̭̹̟̓̋̀̈̑̀͝ͅͅņ̶̻̤͕̬͉͖̞̭̲̳̞͌̃y̸̨̙̥͍̯̥̝̭̘̖̦̰̫̣̺̾̃͒͌̓͆͛͠͠͝m̷̡̮̖̫̬͔͔̜̥̮̹̬̀̒͊͂̈́̊̔́͝͝ȯ̸̢̧̢͇͚̬͓͇̭̳̣̹̔͐̐͌̿̊̈̏̏͑̊̽͠u̴͙̦͛̃͒̑̐͐͠s̶̢̘̼͚̖͉̺͕͎̩͔̺͑͛̐̆̋̔̏͒̐̉́̚͝ͅc̸̨̛̺̻̫̼͔͉̀́̎̈͒͝ͅâ̷̧̡̱̘̳̳̦͈̼̣̜̫t̸̗̬͙̺̗͔̥̓̄͋̋̓̆̅̑͐͂͗̉̏̚

???: Thanks little fella

(Stay in your universe)
Milo: you’re welcome :D

ä̴̧̨̛̗̣̙́͛̑͒́̓̈̐͑͘ņ̶̜̪̱̜͎̣̈́͐̿̓̆̒̏̑́̌̃̆͜͝͠ď̴̡̡͉͕͔̼̞̼̩͆̆͛͋͆́́̋̀͂͐͘͠h̴̛̘͙̱̟̹͕̰̬͐̆́̃͌̀͋́̔͌̇̈́͜͝o̷͎͂͑͌͂̆̀̈́w̶̢̧̟͔͍̙͕̠̫̃̈́͒̎̅̈̈́̽̀́̈́͒͗̈́a̴͕̒̀̿̇͋̊͆͂̋̈́̅b̶̝̠̼̓͆͗̈́̐͘̕͠o̵̧̗̖͕̯̹̟̾̋͜û̸̢͈͕̣̿͑̽̀t̷̢͎͍̪̹̩̓̔̍̃̔̉͆̏̋̾̅͘͜y̸̜̘̮̎̑̒́̊̄͌̊͘͠͠ơ̸͚͎̻̭̫̞̫͌̅̿̈́̅̀̎́̆̉u̶̩̺̎̏͗̿̌͗͑̎́̈́͝͝͝ş̴̮̈́͑ţ̴̪͓̗͔͚̺͑̌͗̀̓̚͠͝ͅa̵̢̹̳͉̘̳͚͍͌̈́̂͗͘ͅy̷̨̪͖̟͇͙̹̮͚̤̜̟̆̀͑̊̓̍̎͜o̸̺͙̭͗̄̎͑̋̈́̽͝ų̸̺̈́t̸͈̫̳̳̦̭̋͋̀̌̀͑́ő̷̢̨̥̙̤̯̼͗̾̔͆͗̀̽̓̍͗̕͘͝f̴̢̨̲̦̤̯͓̼̮̰̤͋͋͂̄͂̂̆͑́͆̈́̅̏͛̎ͅm̷̡̧̻̗̼̟̜̖̝̏͗͜͜ȉ̸̛͓̝́̔̿n̵̢͔̗̺͖̳̱̻̯̭̰͕̽̍̾̎̈́̈́̄̍̆̈́̂̕͝ė̶̛̙͖͐͆̃̓̈́͘?̷̣̘̘̗̻̟̟̟̲̾̃̅͆̕

???: So what brings you here kitty cat? Here for some deals on the newest tv?

Milo: oh shore

t̸͚̠͇̻̮̻̠̩̫͕̱̹̥͍̾̀͗̍̆̈́̒͋̽͆̔́̚͠a̸̧̱͉͍̼͇̘͔̾k̸̨̢̟͖̦̥̲̜͇̖̳̻͛̆̒̀̅͆͌̍͜͜͝e̸̯̻̙͔̲͚̯̼͆̾̄̇͐̌̃̒̌t̸̨͉͍̦̙̳̠̳̯̦̱̫̳͎̓̄̅̿̓̎̿h̶̛̘̻͂̄̿̐̂̔͌̕e̷̬̥̗͎̾̀d̸̨̨͕͍̰͕̬̪͙̮̔̍̈̆̈̀̂̈̅̍̈͘͝͝e̵̦͍̥͕̥̞̜̹͗̾̂̌̍̽͂͑́͆̚̚͘͝ǎ̴̬̖̜̜͕̦͋̂̈́̀̅̐̐̓̒̓̒̿͝ļ̶̢̹͚̪̱͙̂̀̓͑̈́̍͘ẗ̵̢̠̭̝̜̺̰̩̑̋̐̓̎̋͆͐̓̈̐͒̎̉͜͜a̸̯͎̦͉̲͖̯̓̃̓̊̂͌̀̓͒́͘͠ͅḳ̵̡̢̛̬̮͚͔͎̗̅͂̊ȩ̶͈̝͈͎̻̻͙͇̃̓͛̓̊͘͜͜ͅţ̸̨̥̰̭͔̮̒̀̓͊̈́̂̅̾̓̽͂́͠ḥ̷̟̪͉̐ę̶̡̧̛͕͎̼̮̭͇̌́͋͛̉̾̑̈́̀͝d̷̜̽́̓͒̅̌̓ȩ̴̩͕̣͎̒̏̓̎̇̾̂͂̈̇̏͌̊̚͝a̸̡̨̩̤͇̥̖̙͖̠̖͇͔̙͍̓̅́̇ḻ̸̢̧̩̩͙̳͉̝͙̙͝t̸̨͈͓̮̼͉̬̩̖͚͑̀̈͋͗͛̽̔͝á̸̢̹̯̫͎͔͔́̔̿̌̊͌̄̓͋̿͝k̸̢̡̨̻͖̬̦̳̟̝̰̾͑̿̈̒̂͂͂͘͘ę̵̧̹͖̦̞͖͖͚̪̰͈̖͋̏͜͝ţ̸̱̲̲̞̱̏̿h̴͕͇͚̾ȇ̶̡͎̼̺̥̹̦̣̖͚̥͋͒̀͂͗́͘d̸͕͙̭͈̈́̄̀͠ẻ̷̯̺̳̣̱̣a̷͕̻̤͎̣̲̎̿̎͑l̷͚̪͚̖͇̲̠͎̼̻̅͐̽͋̄ẗ̵̡͔̲͚̫̻͍̼͙̤̚͜ą̵̩̩̜̻͉̫̦̙̫̖̙͌̍ͅķ̴̢̛̼̲̼͇͔̈͋́̕͝é̸̪̫̖̺̹̳͔͎̱̱̦́́͒̓͌̏̇̆͒͋̕͜͜t̸̼͇̱̻̗̬̞̣̏͌̽̈́͊̅͐̆̐̌͗͘h̴̡̗̆e̴̢̧͙̪͈̬̝̪̼͇̥̬̤̺͝d̴̡̢̡̦̹͇̳̤̎̈̌͆͌̓̄̑̊͆̈́̍͜e̷̢̼͍͙̭̳̙̺̪̮̦̘͆́̾̓̈́͒̉͐͝â̸̝͚̟͕̏̅̀͆͗̎͑̚l̴͙̯̦̼̱̣̤̞̳̦̜̠̊̈̈́́̑͗͠

???: Well... I'm selling a new tv just for you! Only 5 dollars!

Milo: oki!

Why is your username binary

Elsuper (aka false persona): alrightttt who are you bud?

Sil: "..?"

Ą̷͇̙͍̮̪̠̗̠̭̗͊ͅn̴̨̢͉̫̰̭͕͚̈̊́͂ò̶̡̻͉̗̼̞̣̪̮̼͕̰̺̔̓̈́́̇̎͛̀̕͘͝t̷͈̓̄̍̀̅̾̎͆ḣ̴̖͘ȅ̷̡̡̛̬̠͓͙̰̘̮̻̻̱̥͊̆͆̈́̌͑͂̅̍̚͝r̶̨̡͔̺̝̦̹̗͑͗͌͌̆͠͝c̴̢̢͖̯͙̼͓̭͈̓̀̾͛̓̉̔̉̏͝h̶͍̖̩̲̫̎̏͑̀̀̾̿̉̚ͅa̴̧̗̤͎̦̣̒̀̐̎̉̈̎̓́̇͐̏̔̕̕ͅr̷̼̝̠̗͠ͅͅȁ̸̢͔͎̞̲̥̹͎͙̗̜̮̤̻̠̅̋̿̒̐c̵̲̙̭̦̗͇̦͕̪͓͕͒͌̀̒͗̇͑̽̕̚͠͝t̷̫̣̻͈̞͎͉͕̫̻̞͆͑̽̔̆̀̌͐̀͛̓̐͑̅̉e̷̡̧̺͕̥̪̤̰̪̣͗̔̔̅̈͗͂̕͝ř̵͇̥̫͖̰̜̣͈̼͖̔́̎̐̋̾̚y̸̨̡̧͔͉͍͙͈̖͊͒̓̋̆̌́̈̽̐́͘͝o̸̢̧̖͇͓̼̙̣̰̭͈̬͓̞̓̑̐́͠ṳ̵̧̝̣͎̳͎̗̭̙͈͖̓̈́̽͛͆͝͝'̵̨̬̫͙͓̟̻̳̎ļ̶̲̣̫̥͇͙͚̖̮͖̠̙̅̅̿̾͛̐͂̚͝ͅl̶̯̫̼̭͓̹͈̀̍͗̇̆͐̍͑̋͐̾̽̚̚͜n̵̨̡͖͈͉̩̼̜̙̖̞̟̞̦̈́̿͆̑̈́̈́͌́͠͝ͅȩ̴̛̰͎̺͖͆͆́͂̂ͅv̷̧̯̫͖̥̤̞͊̄̋͛̂͗ͅȩ̴̡̲̺̽̎̿̏͌͊̐̿͋̾̋̉͑̚͠ͅŗ̸̨̠͓̳͎͙͙̯̮̜͖̮͌̎̏̆̏̋̈́̋͝ṷ̴͈͓͙͔̮̳̮͖̮̥̬̺͈̀͘͜͠s̶̪̹̲̏̓̍̀̆̓̀̍́͒͗̿̕͘e̴̢̡̧̖̘͍̝̖̦̼̺̞̹̘̒̀̈́̐̅͜?̴̢̠͙̭̫͉̟̬̲̼̳̫͠ͅ

???:why hello there valued customer!

Sil: "Uh… hi?"

L̴̢̞͇͔̔̅̽̆̏̆̾͝͠ë̶̡̧̢̖̙̥̣̱̠̭̬̦͙̪́̿̒͗́̉̽͋͒ţ̵̢̩̗̰̖̼̣̬̼͌̽͆͆͂̈́̃̅̚͝s̵̙̺̖̖͔̟̻̜͔̞̮̱͑͊́̉̇̉̾̑̿̑̋̓͘͜͠ś̸͇̜͙͔͉͔͐͑́͊̑̅̈́͜͝͝ḛ̷̻̳̝̹͉̀͛͆̔̌͊̂̍̌̈́̾e̶̡͔͚͓͆̆̾͌̈́̿͑̈́́̕͘̕͠ḥ̵̯̤͓̮̫̊̽͑͜͝ơ̴̻͙͔̤̪̳̣̭̒͜w̸̘̗̼͔̝̓̾͜l̶̛͙̜͓̙̭̥̠͎̻̰̹͆̏̕ͅǫ̴̙̱͎̤͎̾͂̌̑n̸̢̪͈̭̻̲͖̂̍͘̕͝ͅg̴̡̢̨͍͉̖̱̥̪̟̦̪̑͊͛̽̆̃͜t̶̜͖̻̺͎̬̿̇̍̈́̎́̏͗̀̑̽̒̆h̵̖͕̼̠̟͛̉͂̇̍͌̌͒e̷̟͍̤͗̾́̔̆͗̾̚͠y̸̨̢̛̺̺̱̻̥͈͖̖̻̖̎̋͛͝l̷͍̬͖͇͚̠͑̃͘ä̶͕̗͚̻͍̳͋s̴̞̞̮̥̥̥̳̺̥̗̫̝͎͇͒͊͒̽̂̅̀̎ͅt̶̡̝͚͔̃̃́̂͋̀̋̎͑͝.̸͒͒̓̂͜ť̴̠͕̦͗̒̇̀̐ḧ̸̡̰̠̯͖̺̯̗̱̠̙̟̘͈̞́͐̎̽̊r̴̫̲͍̟̤̜̩̯̘̻̦̫̻̗̬̒̾̏͌̐̍̏͂͑̇̇̍̈̌̕ė̴̗͔̹̟̫͍̯̹̥̳̮̗̫̇̊͌̃͜e̸̢̛͚̱̱͈̱͓͈͈̭͓͎̾̉̋̈́̈́̎͗̃̄̈́̆̈́̿̕?̷̧̛̮̙̯̮͎͚̘̯̟́͌͗̒̈́̅̿͋̇͗̍̑f̶̡̹̘̠̤̩̳͇͔̦̯̽̀͛̈́̈́̿̌̆o̷̢̨͍͎̮͈͎̪̙͖͍̮͇̝̕ͅu̵͖̻͛̋̾̏̂̎͌̄̐͝r̶̡̦̱͇̉́͐̔͂͗̀̈̊̿͂̚m̸̮̟̘̈́͒͗͐̒̈̓̏̎͒̈́̕͜i̸͓̘̱͖̼̅̂̾̋̀̚͝n̵͇̖̺̺̗͙̥̦͚͕̱̟̠̄̃́͒͑͐́̄͝͠ͅư̶͙̞̤̥͈̺̹̲͙̤̬̻͖̥͊̓͋̅̒̎͂̋̈́̃ͅt̶̡̧̧̝̬̩̤̯̘̣̯̼͛̚͜ͅȇ̵̼̫̼̩̱̠̘͛͠s̴̨̢̝̹̝̼̱̬̲̫̄̇̿͋̔͗͊̿̇̄̈͆̀͘͝ͅͅm̶̭͒͊͒à̶̻͇͉͊y̷̧̦̮̭̞̺̺̘͈͉͚͑͂̐̎́̑͆̉͒̃͑̔̀̚b̶̡̡̧͇̩̗͚̩͖͚̞̰̣̯͖̿̅̓͋͌̊̈́̕ē̴̛̠̻̭̪̻̱̳̓̎̆̔͊̓̈́̕͘̕͜͝ͅ?̷̡͔̜̗̟̈́͗̂̌̕

???I'm selling you a brand new tv just for 5 dollars! yes! Five Dollars!

(I feel so dumb for not being able to make out what it’s saying)

Sil: "Just for 5? Is there some sort of catch or something?"

ş̸̼͎̠͎͉̹͆̽͌̐̒̿͒͆t̴̛͔̘͇̀́̊͛̀́̎͆́̾ů̶̲͓̲̳̺̠͌̓͝p̴̟̦̞̄͒̓̉̑̕̚i̸͉͔̘̝͉͂̋͊̋̇̎̆̓̏͗̎͌͐̚d̷̤̹͇̀̓̅̽̓́̚l̸̙͓̻̖̳̘͇̩̫͖̜͖͐͜͜ͅi̶̧͈͋t̷̠̞̄͆́͆̅̃̊́͐̍̓̕͝t̷̛̖̐̔̇̍̈́͊̚l̸̖͉̹̥͖̖͍͖͂͆̈ę̵̲͚͖̺̟̼̊͊̀͐̑p̸͈̠̗͔͓̫̺̭̣͖̀́̓͌͜͝i̸̛̳̊̈̿̇̆̾̃͘͠s̵̢̝̤̼͕̜̠̠̠̊̍͐͛̉̄̃̅̐̏́ͅs̷̡̖̯͚̱̞̔̿̈̆̓̂̀̽̃͑̾͝b̷͍͖̮͙̌̾̍̂̍ǎ̵̞̰͚̹͘b̵̘̫̔̊̆͛͝ͅt̴̨̞͒̌͜ͅ

???: Noep! Just an honest salesmen!

(I could read that one, I’m offended now!!!!1!!!1!!)

Sil: "Okay then, I’ll take the tv!"

t̸̨̫̼̪̮̻̗̭̗̼͐̇͒̈̎͐̔̂̅̂̄ͅͅa̸̠̻̝̒́́͆̉̀̆͌͜k̴͚̣̔͆͆̆̔́̈́̇̏͛̓͋ȩ̸̨̪̜̞̝̠͍͕͉̭̰̞̠͐̕ͅt̴̡̩̦̻̗̗̠̥͂̄̉̈͒̈̈͂̂͌̾͛̐̕͜h̵͍̯̦̃̆͑̉͐͗́̾͒̈́̽̚̕̚͠ḛ̶̺͚̾́̂͑̆͆ḑ̸͈̻̒̈́ȇ̵̛̱̭̦̭̣͚̱̼͓̪̯̾͛̎̾͒à̶̢̜͔̬̥̤̜͙̹̪̟̰͍̹͒̀͌̃͆̋͘͘͠͝͝l̵̛̘̠̄̽̓͐̈́̃̚͘͝ť̵̡̫͈̼̲̞͕͚̂͊̀͘͝ậ̴̖̲̻͐͑̾͑̾̑̈̉̀̂̂̌̕͘k̷̢̯͎̠̼̬̥̝͔̄͐̆e̷̢̛̯͍͖͑̽̍͒͐̊͊͝͝t̸̮̣̤̣̫̲͉̯̔̈́̏̃͑͂̽̌̀̕͜͝͠͠͝ḩ̵̺̓̿̋͂̍͒͊̕͝ę̴̧̢̤͈̝͈̻̠̼́͊̐̽͑͋͝d̸̛͈̱̣̼̍̄̆͂̂̅̊̀̾̌̍͘͘͝é̷̢̙̻̼̣̙̳̏̒͛̈́̈́̄̚͝ȃ̴̧̢̨̛̭̘͍͚̗͎̘͎̐͊͌͒͗̋͌̂̀́͜͠l̴̩͇͓̇͊́͐͑̐̋͗̉̈̾͆͠t̶̛͔͖̻̫̮̭͊͆̅͐̈́̿͑͋͐́̇͆a̶̰̹͙͆̉̀̓̓̓̍̾̐̂̕͠k̶̖̜̮̓̍̇̂͂̈̌̉̌̕ë̸͉́̊̅̏̏t̷̪͖̳̜͇́͑ẖ̵̨̲̞̒̈̆͐͊̈́͊̄̔e̸̛̜̬d̸̨̢̧̢̛̩̲̣͎̙͇̤̰͓̊́̑͌́͜͠ͅę̷̛̜͓̹̹͎̗̝͕̻̮̼̅̆͋̉͐̍̂͋̏͂̽͝͠ȁ̷̢͍̳̭͖͖̫͙̬͍̆̄̊̌l̸̲̘̣͈̖̝̭̝̱̻̟̍̀̓̃

???:Fantastic! Go ahead!

(I'm breaking character just to say dementia)

(Lmfao)

(OH MY GOD SHITTY ASS INTERNET)

*Sil gives the guy 5 dollars*

???: Pleasure doing buissness with you

B̵̡̛̥̟͓̟̦͍͈̺̭͒̑ẙ̵̢̨̘̜̲̘̩̤͂͜e̷̛̘͕͙̟̬͉͎̳̠̬͂̎͗͛̿̇̀̀̋͠͝b̷̡̗̮̲̞̙͕̦̬͎̼̜̣͇̄̒̀̋͐́̀̚y̵̨͙͙͙̖̘̳̬̲̦͈͈̻̠̒́͗̑̿͆̀̀́̊̈́͝ę̶͎̪̝̰͔̲̭͖̱̯͐̓̅̈͋̽́̈́͐̉̇̈̚̕͝

Sil: "I feel like I just screwed up."

(Ahem ahem:

“Another character you’ll never use?”

“Let’s see how long they last, three? Four minutes maybe?”

“Stupid little pissbabt”

There u go )

(Thx! I could actually make out the last one though lol)

(Oh aight)