Rp with... I'm sorry who is this?

Sil: "..?"

Ą̷͇̙͍̮̪̠̗̠̭̗͊ͅn̴̨̢͉̫̰̭͕͚̈̊́͂ò̶̡̻͉̗̼̞̣̪̮̼͕̰̺̔̓̈́́̇̎͛̀̕͘͝t̷͈̓̄̍̀̅̾̎͆ḣ̴̖͘ȅ̷̡̡̛̬̠͓͙̰̘̮̻̻̱̥͊̆͆̈́̌͑͂̅̍̚͝r̶̨̡͔̺̝̦̹̗͑͗͌͌̆͠͝c̴̢̢͖̯͙̼͓̭͈̓̀̾͛̓̉̔̉̏͝h̶͍̖̩̲̫̎̏͑̀̀̾̿̉̚ͅa̴̧̗̤͎̦̣̒̀̐̎̉̈̎̓́̇͐̏̔̕̕ͅr̷̼̝̠̗͠ͅͅȁ̸̢͔͎̞̲̥̹͎͙̗̜̮̤̻̠̅̋̿̒̐c̵̲̙̭̦̗͇̦͕̪͓͕͒͌̀̒͗̇͑̽̕̚͠͝t̷̫̣̻͈̞͎͉͕̫̻̞͆͑̽̔̆̀̌͐̀͛̓̐͑̅̉e̷̡̧̺͕̥̪̤̰̪̣͗̔̔̅̈͗͂̕͝ř̵͇̥̫͖̰̜̣͈̼͖̔́̎̐̋̾̚y̸̨̡̧͔͉͍͙͈̖͊͒̓̋̆̌́̈̽̐́͘͝o̸̢̧̖͇͓̼̙̣̰̭͈̬͓̞̓̑̐́͠ṳ̵̧̝̣͎̳͎̗̭̙͈͖̓̈́̽͛͆͝͝'̵̨̬̫͙͓̟̻̳̎ļ̶̲̣̫̥͇͙͚̖̮͖̠̙̅̅̿̾͛̐͂̚͝ͅl̶̯̫̼̭͓̹͈̀̍͗̇̆͐̍͑̋͐̾̽̚̚͜n̵̨̡͖͈͉̩̼̜̙̖̞̟̞̦̈́̿͆̑̈́̈́͌́͠͝ͅȩ̴̛̰͎̺͖͆͆́͂̂ͅv̷̧̯̫͖̥̤̞͊̄̋͛̂͗ͅȩ̴̡̲̺̽̎̿̏͌͊̐̿͋̾̋̉͑̚͠ͅŗ̸̨̠͓̳͎͙͙̯̮̜͖̮͌̎̏̆̏̋̈́̋͝ṷ̴͈͓͙͔̮̳̮͖̮̥̬̺͈̀͘͜͠s̶̪̹̲̏̓̍̀̆̓̀̍́͒͗̿̕͘e̴̢̡̧̖̘͍̝̖̦̼̺̞̹̘̒̀̈́̐̅͜?̴̢̠͙̭̫͉̟̬̲̼̳̫͠ͅ

???:why hello there valued customer!

Sil: "Uh… hi?"

L̴̢̞͇͔̔̅̽̆̏̆̾͝͠ë̶̡̧̢̖̙̥̣̱̠̭̬̦͙̪́̿̒͗́̉̽͋͒ţ̵̢̩̗̰̖̼̣̬̼͌̽͆͆͂̈́̃̅̚͝s̵̙̺̖̖͔̟̻̜͔̞̮̱͑͊́̉̇̉̾̑̿̑̋̓͘͜͠ś̸͇̜͙͔͉͔͐͑́͊̑̅̈́͜͝͝ḛ̷̻̳̝̹͉̀͛͆̔̌͊̂̍̌̈́̾e̶̡͔͚͓͆̆̾͌̈́̿͑̈́́̕͘̕͠ḥ̵̯̤͓̮̫̊̽͑͜͝ơ̴̻͙͔̤̪̳̣̭̒͜w̸̘̗̼͔̝̓̾͜l̶̛͙̜͓̙̭̥̠͎̻̰̹͆̏̕ͅǫ̴̙̱͎̤͎̾͂̌̑n̸̢̪͈̭̻̲͖̂̍͘̕͝ͅg̴̡̢̨͍͉̖̱̥̪̟̦̪̑͊͛̽̆̃͜t̶̜͖̻̺͎̬̿̇̍̈́̎́̏͗̀̑̽̒̆h̵̖͕̼̠̟͛̉͂̇̍͌̌͒e̷̟͍̤͗̾́̔̆͗̾̚͠y̸̨̢̛̺̺̱̻̥͈͖̖̻̖̎̋͛͝l̷͍̬͖͇͚̠͑̃͘ä̶͕̗͚̻͍̳͋s̴̞̞̮̥̥̥̳̺̥̗̫̝͎͇͒͊͒̽̂̅̀̎ͅt̶̡̝͚͔̃̃́̂͋̀̋̎͑͝.̸͒͒̓̂͜ť̴̠͕̦͗̒̇̀̐ḧ̸̡̰̠̯͖̺̯̗̱̠̙̟̘͈̞́͐̎̽̊r̴̫̲͍̟̤̜̩̯̘̻̦̫̻̗̬̒̾̏͌̐̍̏͂͑̇̇̍̈̌̕ė̴̗͔̹̟̫͍̯̹̥̳̮̗̫̇̊͌̃͜e̸̢̛͚̱̱͈̱͓͈͈̭͓͎̾̉̋̈́̈́̎͗̃̄̈́̆̈́̿̕?̷̧̛̮̙̯̮͎͚̘̯̟́͌͗̒̈́̅̿͋̇͗̍̑f̶̡̹̘̠̤̩̳͇͔̦̯̽̀͛̈́̈́̿̌̆o̷̢̨͍͎̮͈͎̪̙͖͍̮͇̝̕ͅu̵͖̻͛̋̾̏̂̎͌̄̐͝r̶̡̦̱͇̉́͐̔͂͗̀̈̊̿͂̚m̸̮̟̘̈́͒͗͐̒̈̓̏̎͒̈́̕͜i̸͓̘̱͖̼̅̂̾̋̀̚͝n̵͇̖̺̺̗͙̥̦͚͕̱̟̠̄̃́͒͑͐́̄͝͠ͅư̶͙̞̤̥͈̺̹̲͙̤̬̻͖̥͊̓͋̅̒̎͂̋̈́̃ͅt̶̡̧̧̝̬̩̤̯̘̣̯̼͛̚͜ͅȇ̵̼̫̼̩̱̠̘͛͠s̴̨̢̝̹̝̼̱̬̲̫̄̇̿͋̔͗͊̿̇̄̈͆̀͘͝ͅͅm̶̭͒͊͒à̶̻͇͉͊y̷̧̦̮̭̞̺̺̘͈͉͚͑͂̐̎́̑͆̉͒̃͑̔̀̚b̶̡̡̧͇̩̗͚̩͖͚̞̰̣̯͖̿̅̓͋͌̊̈́̕ē̴̛̠̻̭̪̻̱̳̓̎̆̔͊̓̈́̕͘̕͜͝ͅ?̷̡͔̜̗̟̈́͗̂̌̕

???I'm selling you a brand new tv just for 5 dollars! yes! Five Dollars!

(I feel so dumb for not being able to make out what it’s saying)

Sil: "Just for 5? Is there some sort of catch or something?"

(Ahem ahem:

“Another character you’ll never use?”

“Let’s see how long they last, three? Four minutes maybe?”

“Stupid little pissbabt”

There u go )

(Thx! I could actually make out the last one though lol)

(Oh aight)

ş̸̼͎̠͎͉̹͆̽͌̐̒̿͒͆t̴̛͔̘͇̀́̊͛̀́̎͆́̾ů̶̲͓̲̳̺̠͌̓͝p̴̟̦̞̄͒̓̉̑̕̚i̸͉͔̘̝͉͂̋͊̋̇̎̆̓̏͗̎͌͐̚d̷̤̹͇̀̓̅̽̓́̚l̸̙͓̻̖̳̘͇̩̫͖̜͖͐͜͜ͅi̶̧͈͋t̷̠̞̄͆́͆̅̃̊́͐̍̓̕͝t̷̛̖̐̔̇̍̈́͊̚l̸̖͉̹̥͖̖͍͖͂͆̈ę̵̲͚͖̺̟̼̊͊̀͐̑p̸͈̠̗͔͓̫̺̭̣͖̀́̓͌͜͝i̸̛̳̊̈̿̇̆̾̃͘͠s̵̢̝̤̼͕̜̠̠̠̊̍͐͛̉̄̃̅̐̏́ͅs̷̡̖̯͚̱̞̔̿̈̆̓̂̀̽̃͑̾͝b̷͍͖̮͙̌̾̍̂̍ǎ̵̞̰͚̹͘b̵̘̫̔̊̆͛͝ͅt̴̨̞͒̌͜ͅ

???: Noep! Just an honest salesmen!

(I could read that one, I’m offended now!!!!1!!!1!!)

Sil: "Okay then, I’ll take the tv!"

t̸̨̫̼̪̮̻̗̭̗̼͐̇͒̈̎͐̔̂̅̂̄ͅͅa̸̠̻̝̒́́͆̉̀̆͌͜k̴͚̣̔͆͆̆̔́̈́̇̏͛̓͋ȩ̸̨̪̜̞̝̠͍͕͉̭̰̞̠͐̕ͅt̴̡̩̦̻̗̗̠̥͂̄̉̈͒̈̈͂̂͌̾͛̐̕͜h̵͍̯̦̃̆͑̉͐͗́̾͒̈́̽̚̕̚͠ḛ̶̺͚̾́̂͑̆͆ḑ̸͈̻̒̈́ȇ̵̛̱̭̦̭̣͚̱̼͓̪̯̾͛̎̾͒à̶̢̜͔̬̥̤̜͙̹̪̟̰͍̹͒̀͌̃͆̋͘͘͠͝͝l̵̛̘̠̄̽̓͐̈́̃̚͘͝ť̵̡̫͈̼̲̞͕͚̂͊̀͘͝ậ̴̖̲̻͐͑̾͑̾̑̈̉̀̂̂̌̕͘k̷̢̯͎̠̼̬̥̝͔̄͐̆e̷̢̛̯͍͖͑̽̍͒͐̊͊͝͝t̸̮̣̤̣̫̲͉̯̔̈́̏̃͑͂̽̌̀̕͜͝͠͠͝ḩ̵̺̓̿̋͂̍͒͊̕͝ę̴̧̢̤͈̝͈̻̠̼́͊̐̽͑͋͝d̸̛͈̱̣̼̍̄̆͂̂̅̊̀̾̌̍͘͘͝é̷̢̙̻̼̣̙̳̏̒͛̈́̈́̄̚͝ȃ̴̧̢̨̛̭̘͍͚̗͎̘͎̐͊͌͒͗̋͌̂̀́͜͠l̴̩͇͓̇͊́͐͑̐̋͗̉̈̾͆͠t̶̛͔͖̻̫̮̭͊͆̅͐̈́̿͑͋͐́̇͆a̶̰̹͙͆̉̀̓̓̓̍̾̐̂̕͠k̶̖̜̮̓̍̇̂͂̈̌̉̌̕ë̸͉́̊̅̏̏t̷̪͖̳̜͇́͑ẖ̵̨̲̞̒̈̆͐͊̈́͊̄̔e̸̛̜̬d̸̨̢̧̢̛̩̲̣͎̙͇̤̰͓̊́̑͌́͜͠ͅę̷̛̜͓̹̹͎̗̝͕̻̮̼̅̆͋̉͐̍̂͋̏͂̽͝͠ȁ̷̢͍̳̭͖͖̫͙̬͍̆̄̊̌l̸̲̘̣͈̖̝̭̝̱̻̟̍̀̓̃

???:Fantastic! Go ahead!

*Sil gives the guy 5 dollars*

???: Pleasure doing buissness with you

B̵̡̛̥̟͓̟̦͍͈̺̭͒̑ẙ̵̢̨̘̜̲̘̩̤͂͜e̷̛̘͕͙̟̬͉͎̳̠̬͂̎͗͛̿̇̀̀̋͠͝b̷̡̗̮̲̞̙͕̦̬͎̼̜̣͇̄̒̀̋͐́̀̚y̵̨͙͙͙̖̘̳̬̲̦͈͈̻̠̒́͗̑̿͆̀̀́̊̈́͝ę̶͎̪̝̰͔̲̭͖̱̯͐̓̅̈͋̽́̈́͐̉̇̈̚̕͝

Sil: "I feel like I just screwed up."

(I'm breaking character just to say dementia)

(Lmfao)

(OH MY GOD SHITTY ASS INTERNET)

Lizerd man

X: Who are you!?!?!!!?!¡??!???!!

m̷̩͕̻̜̦̆͌̈́̆̽͜͝͝a̶̢̡̹̤̠̣̙̪͖͖̭̼͓͋́̎ǹ̸̮̼̈́͒̂͆i̶̢̨̢̮̘̱̲̟̖͊͑̓͂̅̈̏̑̔̉̈̂͠n̸̗̩̜̰̱̱̙͙͈̮͊̊̏͆̉̅̚ͅd̵̗͉͉̬̞̠̮̮̦͍̠̤̬̖͐̏̽e̷̲̣͉͉̞͔̿̓̔̚n̵̨̝̫̘̝͕̟̠̥̠̙̩͗͒͛̎͂́͂̆̎i̷̛̹̣̱͈̜͓͇͇̺͈̿̈̈̀͋͑̍̋̽͜͝ā̸̛͇͉̞́̍̊̍͘͜͝l̸̨̨̬̯̮̳̄̇̇͑̀͆͊͐̉t̵̺͒̽́͐ḩ̷̢̡̪̼̼͎͔̝̘͍̜̫̖͈̊͊͊a̴̧̡̨̡̜̺̪̤̗͂t̶̠̠̣̟̩͈̣̘̬͋̂̀̂͌̎̋͘͝͝ḩ̴̰̞̤̙̼̭̻̗̬̠̭͇̆͛̆͂̇̔̾̑̈́̆̾̚ͅï̷̫̱̬̱͔̌s̴̡̢̧̬̱͙͖͖̼̲̱̩̕ͅͅͅh̷̹͎̤̞̒̏̿̌̀̀̿̑͠a̵̧̛̜͇̜͐̔̆̍̅̌i̴̤͎̼̪̍̈̂́̈́̈́̋̏͐͠r̶̖̳͊ĩ̶̡͔͍̯͈̥͉͇̫̅̀̄͘s̸̨̺͈̳̱̗̤͍̦̻̪̘͖̩͑͑b̶͍̪̟̜̠͈̱͊͋̆̾l̸̨̘̹̠̹̖͌͐̆́́̐̇͘ô̷̧̧̧̡̠͍̤̭͓͓̟̖͔͕͌̍̋̈̀̍̓͛̈͋̌̏̚͜ṇ̶̡̡̰̱͎͔̠͕̳̖̼̗̑̓́̂̅͒̒̕̕͝d̶̨̡̤̜̩̳͖̩͖͔̀͆̔͐̍

???: Oh little old me? Why I'm simply just a Tv seller!

X: cool

[I A M N O T B L O N D]

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T̵̨̗͍̣̞͎̜̝͔͆̈̓͐̋̆͗̂͠h̴̡̧̛͈̟͖͓̗̣̲͉̃̈̆̏͋͒̈́̋̄̃̿̊͝ͅa̶̢̜͎̒̓̌͌̊͒̄̿̂͂̃͘͘͘͝t̵̡̧̺͖̳̟̩̦̼̥͇͖͉̔̄̇̋̇̈̋̿̓͌̈́͑̓̈́̚s̴̯̬͕̀̎̔̚w̸̡͚̭̥͕͔̞̍̊̀́̐͘͝ḧ̵̡̤͙͎͎̼͎̙̙̺̤͚̩́̒̽̾͊̋̏̆̿̔̐̂͘ͅą̷̛̗̘̯̻̻̬̯̬̫̬̻͕̄͆̇̒̐̍͑͒̉͂͝ͅͅţ̶͈̤̬̔̉̽̿̉̈́̕t̷̢̩̳͍͚͇̪͆̓̏͊̋̎̅͐̐̕͝ͅh̵̢̜͇̯͈̖̺̉́͊̂ē̵̛̬͇̘̯̰͇͖͆ỳ̵̨̥̜͉̠̬̦͈̊́̀̈̑̏͜͝ͅá̶͔͕̊ļ̸̛̼̦̖͇̠͉̅͊̆̋͛͘ḽ̸͈̃̀̽̽̐́̎͗́́̊̑̈́͝ș̵̫̭̦̪̘͕̗͐̏̽̇̄̋ą̵̢̬̗̼̫͓̪̊́̀͊͑͌́͘͜y̷̛̬̹̦̠̠̣̣̦̤̰̳̫̳̺͗̈́̀u̶̧̦͕͓͎͎̯̞̬̝̮͇̙͒͆̓͗̐̆̎̊̈́ͅͅǹ̷̫͔͉̖̙̤̫̔́͗̄̂͗̕͜͝t̷̢̘̩̫̮̤̚ͅḭ̶̧̞̪̥̻̥̪͎̤̗̟̻̾̈́̓́͂̋l̶̢͔̥̞̯̗̻͚̲̤̙̪̺̜̻̓̌͑̅ṱ̷͔͖͈̳̥͕͉̞̺͚̍͐̎̈́͐̀̓͘h̷̛̬͈̭͑̎̎̀̈́ȩ̴̧̖̩̥̣̀̚y̵͖̗͖̱̫͂͂̍̌̚b̷̧̢̪̝͙̥̰̙͔̗͔̲͚͛͂́̍̈́̇͂͌͛͘͜r̵̡̥̲̹͎͍̬̦̄̋ͅẽ̴̳̥͈̂̂̅͗͝a̷̛͍̮̎͑͋̒̕͜͠k̵̛͓̓̀̔̏̏̉̆̕

???: Who are you talking to?

X: I dunno. I feel something's been wrong with me for a bit

[F U C K Y O U]

w̴͓̻̘̱̩̻̳̝̿́͂͆̓̓̈͌̈́̌̕͜͝ȏ̶̢̲̮̦̣̮̖͉͂̓̈́̽͊̈͗̄̈́̒̊͊ẘ̴͈̝͎͓̹̠̦̙̖̮̭̤̝̌̉̄̒̀̀̃̆ͅͅt̷̝̩͙̼́͛͐̇̌̋̇͊͊̏͘̚͜͠ḩ̴̜̝̗̮̩̜̪͈͎̼͎̲̜̤͋̋̋̀͋̇͛͋̀̕ę̴̯̤̮̺͔̻̲̜͉͔̫̮̐̑͝y̴̡̻͖̳͔̲̩̹̥̝̰̮̍̏̌̄ͅͅą̵̰̬̼̫͉̲͖̪̰͕͖͈̦͐͋͌̂̑̒̀̌̊͐̒͝ḽ̵̎͑͒͑͛͗̇̒͋͂̽̋̚ẃ̵̫̳͙̠̉̍ạ̶̧̡̥͓̤̙̦̩̃́̄͐́̄͠y̴̺̻̮͈̹̻̪͇̣̎̃̀s̷̨̧̜̥̋̔ş̴̩̝́̊̑̌̆̈́͌̕͘ͅä̴̗̩̗̙͉̜̜̯̜̰̣́̌̌̃̄͜͠i̸̢̖͚̗̝͈̙͉̜͉͙̮͇̓̎̊̾̾̇͋ḏ̴̛͖͙̖̖̤͍̖̰̿̎̉̔͌̈́́̕̕̕ͅẏ̵̢̛̺̳̦̫̖̙͍̯̹̺̜́̑̀͛̐͜ȍ̶̧͙̲̖̲͖̤̲̔͑͆͊͂͑̀̆̚ù̷̧̖̬̫͎͈̗̙͍̪̗̙̞́͜w̴̪̦̥̬̫͚͓̎̈́̂̈́̿͌̈́̊̓̚e̴̛̺͖͛̂̂̓̂ŗ̷̛̞͉͔̥͓͎̠̠͚͍͊̑͊͐͛̈̅̍̅͌͗͊͝e̸̺̞̹̰̳͓̭̮̹̘̯͖͗̏͆̈́̽͋̉͋̽͊͠a̴̲̠͔̪̗̯͖͎͔͍͚̾g̵̡̡̧̡̬͕̭͇͕̼͚͈͆͛͘ͅr̶̡̢̦͕͓̪̦̩̠̰͇͍͈̉̊̑̏̍́̄̋̑̑͌̚͜͝ḕ̷̞̹̺̬͖̯͎̘̠̔͋̔̀̇͌̈́̚͠͠ś̶̝̞̳̱̼͖̟̂͐͐̑s̴͚̺͑̔̒͊͐̏̀́͌̑̂̅̓̓̈́i̷̫̞̺̞̘̼͕͉͕̺̖̇́̀͑v̸̡̢̨̮̺͙̳͚̫̝̗̄͛̑ȩ̸̡̮͎̖͔̤̦̲̏͗͛̽͌̐̈̎͠

???: So um... Tvs. you want soem? I'm selling them for 5 dollars!

X: Five dollars!? Hmmm I don't have any money on me...let alone I can't take one home like this...

[E X P L A I N W H O Y O U A R E]

Į̸̛͚̼̩͙͉̬̮̩̖̺̊̿̑͠ḍ̶̢͙͍̣̘̝͍̝̰̈́̂̐̾o̵̡̨̨̖̘̗͙̙̩͔̥͇͗n̷͔̻͙̼̰̲͖̰͈̩̅̊͋̐̾͌̓t̵͎̰̻̪̲̙̲̑̀͌͜ǹ̶̢̜͕̖͎͇̥̦̹͓͒̓̊̽̎̇͗͘͜͝e̴͔̗̟̜͓͖̼̻͗̅̑́̎͋͌̒̎͝e̶̢̛̙̜͎̻̖͖̥͕̒̎̍̀̐̀͋̾̔̅̈́̚͘d̴͍̱̬̞̙̱̫̯̟͇̩̭͙̥̍̔̊̈́̽̈́͠t̸͎̣̝͇̘̖̲̭̟͔͈͙́̊͗͗̾̄̄̎̉̓̈́̚͜ͅͅọ̶̡̫͖͖̫̰̼̞͚̀̑͠ͅͅ.̵̮̣͚̠̙͖͆y̴̡̨͉͍̗͉͉̖͍̟͎͔̻̝͂̓͊͗͂̂̐̐̃́̀̚͝o̸̡̠̜͓̘̭̣͔͔̮̟̽̆͊͌̋̇̕͠ự̸͙̬̥̱͙̜͚̘̖̮̭̝̃̌'̴̨̯͎̣̪̖͍̥̻̺̀͛̑̅̀̕r̶̪͚̲̳̟̲̭͖̗̺̈̽͐ě̴̞̍͐͗̿͌̋̉n̵̨̙̲̱̞̝͎̻̖͓̘̯̊̆̅͘͝ỏ̸̱͍͎̬̪͈͉̗̮̅́̌̈́̽͊̌̿̕͝t̵̢̙̬̩̗͈̼͇͚̊̒̆̒̎̀́͜e̷̫͍̮͓̙̖̬̟̅̽̔̃̇͒͝ṽ̸̢̐͑̈́͑͒̌̉̈͝ē̶̲̞̼̻͉͜͝n̶̯̳͔̣͓̜̠͖͚̮̈́̾̀̿̂̓̊ͅa̵͎̲̒͆͋͒p̴̧̨͙̩̼̣̬͇͎̥̹̻̪̭͑͋̀̈͛̆̎̀̀͠ą̷̡̛̗͎̣͙̘̈́̾̅̌̾͂̋͗̃̈́͂̌̚̚w̷̢̦̠̠̯̗̤̮͙͚̦̭͍̍̌̂̽́͂̿̃́̇̈́̕͘͜n̴͚̤̟̟͎̟͎̳̣̮̒͛́̿̅͌̈́̒̐͝,̶̨̼͓͍̦̖̼̫̝͔̬͖͇̰̺̏̕y̷̦̞͂̔̾̈̔͋́̓̆̀̇̐̚̕ơ̵̢̡̢̧̝͈̺̟̘̙̞̘͂̏̇̂̓͒̃̈͑̍́͝ͅu̶̢̗̪̭̩̝̦̰̭̥̎͒̇͑͠'̶̧̖̹̻̠̹̘͉̝̰̣͓̣̬̋̔̾r̸̗̠͑͗̆̄̈̀̀̍̑́͑̅̈͝͝ē̷̡̠̼͔̪̥̬͕͙͇̱̙̘̉̾́͂ͅj̴̨͚͙̱͖͆̿u̸̡͎̠̮̟̭̓̊́̈́͋̈̓̾̚͜͝͝s̵̗̥̋͌̃̄̈́̇́͌̕͝ͅt̶̢̢̬̥̙̦̼̥̝̭̟̥̓̂̀̓̔̅̊̓̂̑̉͋̌͗͘a̶̭͇͉̼̜̙̋͗́͋̓̅̽̇̊̆̌̏̕͝͝b̶̝̜͖̦̘̪̖͙̩͈̺̝̿̉̈̓͐̐̐̈́̒̚ą̸̞͍͚͎̣͕͎̥̝̽̇ͅč̸̠͍͑̎ķ̶̼̱̖͕̗͍̦̙̲͐̌̌͋̌̈̊̈́͆̅́̚ǧ̷̨̙̼͍̻͍̚͝r̶͚̿̌͝o̵̟̻̭̣̗̫͙͇̼̖̱̩͍͂̈́̈́͆ų̵̢̨̩̤͍̠̔̈́̈́͌̍̋͗͘ͅn̵͓̟͈̠̂̽̓̄̓̅̾͝d̶̝̲͇̣͐͊͗ͅạ̶͎̤̹̖̣̟̘͓͎̝͚̭͇͊̓̽̋s̶̘̖̫̪͖̫͛̐́̎̕̕͝ş̷̟̎̇͑̿͆̆̓͂̉̍͊̎e̶̢̨̦̳̯̥͙̘͐͗͋̓̊̈̇̀͛ͅt̷̡͙͔̺̲̘̼͇͇͋͌̌̍̈̇͌̄

???: Ah I see... well how about this! 1 dollar with free shipping!

[I C AN ' T R E A D T H A T , S P E A K N O R M A L L Y]

X: I just said I don't have money on me-

Ś̷̳̙̮͋̿̕ţ̸̧̬̮̯͓͇̪̖͓̀̑̏̈͘͠u̶͕̱͖͑̅͆̃̍̇̋̀͆͘͘͜͠p̵͔̥̫̞͎͆̑̆͌̉̂ḭ̸̡̧͕̟̹̭͔͓͒̑̈̎͂̓̽͗̚͘͜͠ḑ̶̣̞̹̬̮̜̹͚̳̖͔̉̎̀͆͑͊͘

???: Hm... how about another offer. You just take the tv, and you can pay me whenever you get the money?

X: Kay

[K I N D A H A R D W H E N Y O U U S E C U R S E D T E X T T O O M U C H]

Ï̷̢̜̰͕̻̪̤̪̫̯̲̲͔̦̐̑͗̂̑̽̎̍́̆̊͂ț̴̢͖̲̲̦̞͓̬̭̟̾̆͜d̶̨̨̰̬̱̮͓̥̬͖̙̱͆̓͆̋̾͆̋̎ͅͅơ̴̻͈͉̲͎̙̼̤̞̞͉̠̞̔͜ę̴̧͈̬̳̫̺͑̐̎͜ś̴̢̱̙͔͈̜̘͎͆͂̒̊̀ͅn̸̡̛̖̱̫͇͎̣͓̼̟̐̉̐̒̎̀͋̋́̍̕͝'̷̘̦͙͕̹̝̈́̌̈́̀̇̒̌̚ẗ̵̹́̌̓̅̾̃̾͘͝m̴̢̼̞̊͛͝͝a̶͉͂̈t̶͖̗̝̪͙͆̏͛̆̍̌͛̆t̴̛̛̩͓̀̀̉́̔̔͋͝͝͠ȅ̵̢͎̝̻̠̖̮̞̯̭̝̣̦͉̓̐͑͆̔̄̌̕͝͝r̵͎̬̯͙̖̿͝͝.̸̢̢̛͇͈̼͖̋̓͋̄͋̅̀͝ỷ̸̨̖͚͔͓̱̠͆͆̊̂̿͑̿̿́̾͌o̶̡̲̐ų̶̢̫̞̩̪͇͙̖͎̐̒ẅ̴̡̜͍͎͖̉̀̒̀̎̎́̂̏͊́̀̑͜͜o̵̧̧̯̻̱̙̦̮̜̩͇͕̊͌̌̉̂̏̂͜u̴̳͐͌͐͘̚l̵̛͕͒͑̃̌̈́͂͂́̄̓́̾̓̇d̵̢̫̦̫̣͛͐̽́̃͊̊̽̾̀̎͘̕ͅn̸͈̳̍͐̃̿̀͌̈'̶̛̬͙͉͉̼̱̣̮̾̿̃̈͠ț̸̞̗͕̮̖͕̻̊͛́͐̓͌̌̔͗̂̇̌̂͠ư̷̳̘̂́́̆̎̈̋̈́̈́̎̿́̇n̶̲͕̫̞͙̙̲͎͓̙̼̰̍͛̎̍̈́̆͑̐̓̍̅͒̇̎͘ḑ̷̦̘̓̿͑̈́̕͝ͅȩ̸̡̛͚̗͙̝͕̙̖̼̔̍̉̽͋̀̽r̵̡̛͈̪̝̜̟̍͒͛̏͛͂̾͗̽̒̔̀ͅs̸̢̡̢͓̱͉͇͉͕̰̩͙͖̄͒̑̿͐̇͂͗̉̕͜ţ̷̳̫͓̟̈̄͛̉̕͜ḁ̷̛̬̹̙̂͋̉̏͑̅̒̊̂͊̈́̊̓n̵̦̾͐̋̓͒̀̒ḑ̶̫̙̫͍̠͇̭̤̝̣́̓͜ͅ

[OH F**K YOU WITH YOUR CURSED TEXT AND YOUR NEW USERNAME WHICH JUST SAYS "T" IN BINARY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PUT SPACES IN IT]

h̷̰̯̟̪͕͈̆̇́e̵̗̯̞͛͌̓̂̊̊̽́̓́̇̈̏̚͠d̷̪͎͙̟͎͠ơ̶̠̩̱͍̞̳͇̔̾̾̽̈́̈͆͂̀̈́͆̏e̵͎̭̣̦̎̈́̓̄̋̀͒̊̚͘͘̕͝s̷̤̯̦͒̓̀̏̀͗̌͊̈́̓͠͝ń̸̡̧͚̗̥̜̣̙͔̬͇̪̙̄̆͑̀'̶̡̨̤̱̤̥̯͎̙̰̱̙͔̱̉̈́͗̓̅̒̚̕ͅṫ̸̠̋͆̽͗̔͑̎͗͆̈́͊̉̚͝n̴̜͙̦̖͔̗͓̭̈́̍̍͊̾͝ͅe̴̙͒͑̀̈̔e̸̢̻̬̱͖̪̿̈́̂́̓̃̉̋̚d̸̡̛̬͓̥͉͖̘̪̭͔̹̭̳͈̊̔̂̔t̸̢̥͖̩͓͈̦̤̹̞͙͍̝̫̀͆̔̊̍̈̈́̊̑̔͊͊͝h̶͚͎͍͇̉̈͊̀̒́̈͘͠ͅạ̴̡̨̛̳̫̩̱̮̟͈͋̄̇̿̅̚͝t̵̡͍̣̯́̓̈̏̾̽̒̇̕͜ͅǘ̴̺̲̿̀̾̿͌̈͘ş̶̨̢̞͔̩̥̠͚̖̈́̐̂e̷̛̟̺̫͎̙̝͙̙̩͒̔̐̽̿̌̈́̈̄̕͝r̴̳͙̲͉͙̬̬̭͐̄͊͗̽̾ǹ̶̰̾a̸̢̧̮̺̤͚̞̮̰̼̯̗̠̞̳̍̆̃̃̇͝m̸̗̜͔̪̭̯͓̠̎̅̈́̔̓͛͝ḛ̵̛̝͉̺̹͍̻̟̟͕̥̇͋̓̑̑͋̄̅̃͛̑̊̾̄͜a̶̼̝͕̦͑̈́̈́͒͆͑̊̌n̷̛̙̂͑͋͋̽̾͋̑ỵ̵̛͉͕͉͚͖̜͎̤̋͗̀́̑̎͐̽́̈́̾̚̕͜m̴̢̥̯̹͔̹̻͉̝̞̀̽͌̈̓̉̏̉̂̈͠ö̴̢̲̻̮̤̭̖̥̭̉͂͌̌̇̚͠r̶̡̢̞͍͍̀͆̆̈́̆̔̄͝ḙ̸̥͚̈́͛́

[OH I'M SOOOOO SCARY FOR CHANGING MY USERNAME TO BINARY CODE AND USING CURSED TEXT, OH SHIVER ME F**KING TIMBERS, SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP]

Ḣ̸̯̰̳͕̩͕̓͊̉̀̓̀͌̃o̵̢͓͔̦̳̳̺̭͑͂͐̽̾w̴̛͔̯͉̑̒̈́̏̒̃̊̓͒͝͠͝ạ̴̘̮͊͋̔̀̿́͂b̴̻̩͑̽͑̈̓͘ȱ̷̢̺̞͍̪̭͖͚̹̰̳̑̋̏͑͐͋̌̂̓̑̍́͝ǘ̴̮̯̘̙͉̼͂́t̶̼͎͓̙͖̭̭͔̉̍̀̏͗̂͑͑͠y̴̨̛͚̪̩̹̣̆͒̊̏̃̏̌̆̇̃̕͝͝ȍ̸̺̱̱̜̭̱̖͈͖̟̗͎̟͒̿͝ŭ̷͇͙̼̝̗͈̳̣͜a̴͉̎̀ͅc̴̯̠͖̲̜̦̬̦͐̈́̄̋̀̈́̄̓̅̕ṭ̴̨̻̝͚̤̼̫͔͙̳̫̎̂̍͛͋̀͗̀͒̒͘̚͜͠ͅů̵̫̭̰̻͜a̷̞̹̓͌͂̿̈́l̸̨̨̢̬̗͕̯̼͔͈̥̖̥̤͔̐̉̐ḷ̸̢̛͎̠̏̅̽ͅy̷͎̳͎̤̪̲͍̦̲̖̫̠̜̙̋͑̅̕͘͠d̴̢̖̦̮̠̎̎̐o̴̭̽͜s̴̘̟̒̊̓͊̓ơ̵͎̹̓̋̄͜ͅm̵̡̍̓̈́̇̈́̈̓̚͜͝ȩ̶̢̻̹̞̪̞̝̣̙̥͕̅͗̄̆̂̒͑̕͘͜t̸̢̛͖̞̼̯͍̟̹̬̖͙̦̱͎h̵̡̰͈̖̝̩̣͒͊̌̂̏͝ͅi̴̟͇̼̗̦̼͍͇̍̈́̎̾̚̕͜ͅͅn̸̤̥͈͍̣͔̩̂ͅg̸̨͈̱̙̟͇̹͔͕̭̘̿̕w̴̡̯͓̦̮̒̎̃̆̊͛i̷͓̋̓́͋͂̊̇̐͋̎̽̊͘̚͝t̸̞͚͉̙̠̼͍̹̩͖̭̖͘ḩ̷̹̗̈́̆̇̈́͋y̶̧̛̪̣͉̬̋̀̈́͊̎͒͂̈̄̐̓̆͠͝ọ̷̰̮̥͉̪͇͔̝̤̲͇̥̔̒̈̂̆͐̀̚͠͝ͅͅũ̶͖͓̹͕̯̼̬̰̜̍͂̂̔̐̔͐̿̒͆̔̕͝r̷̢̡̧̟͇̥̹̗̻̯̬̲̦͕̀̀̂̔́̄͝p̵̲̮̰͓̝̭̥̙̏̕a̶͈̝̺͕͋ẗ̵̺̱̹̺́̆̈̔̀̎̉͑͒̇̓̇̕h̸̬̤͕̜̝͓̻͙͙̖̔́͂̃̋͆̎ȇ̷̼̐͗̿̔͛̂̽̇̔͂̐͝t̶̢̰͓̖̖̣́̍͐̓̏̍̂̃̉͊̚ȋ̷̡̡̠̜̣̣̱̳͖̮͙͇̖̉̾͐͋̈́͜c̴̮͈̩̤̦͚͔̫̳̞͇͇̿̍̊̽̀̒͛̾̔͘͘̚͝ͅl̸̫̞̒̄͋̾̃̉́͜͠i̴̛͉̞̠̱̤̺͙͚̺̞̞̇̅͛̈́́̎͆͝f̴̡̪͕͇̰͈̂ͅe̴͔͍͌͊́͑̏̈́͋̀̉̾̕̚ȋ̶̙̞̙̮̌̆̉̇̆̌̐̽̀͘͠n̶̺͓̘͈͍̈̽̾̊̈̃̔̇͆̑͜͠ͅṣ̸̮͔̭͙̭̠́͂̔̀́̅̉͑̕t̷̛̩͚͆͂̈́̈́͋̏̈͂͌̚͝͝͝ę̷͔̰̮͈̩̗͖͚̬̝̺̂̅͑͜͝ͅȧ̶͇̥͑̒̏̊̎̅͜d̷̲̠̹͖̜̎̑̊̈́̅̌̓͐̽̚o̵̤̲͖̝̹̱͕̹̹̝̳͕̔͝f̸̧̛̗̯̣̜̠̻̳̥̖͕̩̯̒͗͒̅̚͜ͅp̴̡̢̖͎̺̹͓̜̪̰̙͂͗̆̈́̿̃̌͗͘͜ͅo̵̠̞̰͎̳̼͈̣͕̰̳̠̾͋̈́͌̎̌͌̈́̏͂̿̽͂ṣ̶̰̰̻͖̙̖̄̒́̉̎̉̐̄̇̉̅̚͘̕͝t̵̹̄̀͌̌̋͆̐̈̃̈́͝ĩ̷̟̃͋͆̂̋͒̈́̄̐̂̈́̚n̶̟͉̱͖͎͂͝ģ̴̛̞̰͊̀̋͂̇̇͋͐̇̈̊ą̴̝̭̀͑l̷̜͕̞͎̲̦͙͔̪͎̘̭̳̼͆̎́̊̉̾̋̔͒͝͠ͅo̶̢̰͉͉͂̔w̶̢̲̪̣͙̅̄ͅq̷̨̳̹̟͈̘́̈́̅̈́́̿̿͝͝u̷̧̬̝̣̲͉͉̪̰͈͉͙͐̓̀̇͒͜͜͝a̴̢̦̦̪̘͈̹̩̓̆̿̋͂̅̾́͆͘͝͝l̵̲̑͊̂̒͗̏̐̀͝͝͝į̶̬̝͍̜̖̱́͐̓̎͗̃̒̋͌̔͒ţ̷̢̛̠̠̰̲͎̜̩̮̝̹̊͆̄͆͂͑̑͘͜͝͠ỳ̶̧̧̨̹͔͇̳͖͉̫̪͓̩̻̌ͅa̸̙͎͚̯̎̏̑͆̽̆̓̋͑̀͘͘ṋ̵̢͔̼̱͉͖̩͈̘̑̂̏̈̽̓̚ͅį̵͇͎̰̺̥͈͉̳̭̭̃̄͌͐̆m̴͍͔̠͚̫̏̽͊͐ͅe̴̛͇͖͇̓̒̉͂̀͊̑̂̎ï̴̡͙̩̽͂̓̚m̴̨͎͔͓͚͕͔̰̃ȧ̵̛͖̰̪̯̀̆̑̽̑̀͑̊̒̓͝͝g̵̢̨͓̹͕̖͖̜͓͈̭͆̓͂̕̕ě̸̙͙͎͎̰̺̞̑̀̈́͋͗̆͠a̵͉̰̥̹̎̐n̷͇͋́͆͐͆̒̄́͋̿̉̚̕͝ḑ̴̡̧̙̯̗̟̲͙̥͙̩̥͙͆̾̆̆͌͝ć̸̨͓̗̻̣̤͊͊̆̊͆̂́̑̿̈́̍̓̄͋l̵͉͉̋ä̷̢̼̱̪̘̝̘̝̲̜̠̟́̋͛̄̿̈́̎̚͝i̷͇̤͎͐͑̋̓͒̀́̎̀̅̽̑̕̕m̴̻̞̟̭̼̒į̵̹̭͕̯̮͒̅͗͊̍̈́̀́n̸͈̝͍̝̙̠̊͗̾̀̿̈́̓̚g̷̣̻͖͙̮̲̯̯̮̦͐͊́̽͒͗͒i̶̧͙̻̬͓̹̩̦͍̠͚̰̖̊͋ͅt̸̨̫̙̼̞̲̹̘̾̾̎̃̈́̄ͅs̵̫̯̩͇͖̀̍̇̌͐̆y̷̻͎̮̪̍̂͒́̅̉̃̍̅͜͠ơ̵̩̼͙̮̯̣̰̓͛̔̋̔͐͒̐̈́̊̂͒͝͝u̴̡̢̗͇̲͓̜̜͖̩̬̺̇͒̈́̎͛̈́͊̌̇̓̚͝r̴̨̦͎̲̤̪̫̰̭̻̥͓̞̗͋̎́́̐̐͋̈́͂́̈́̀ṣ̴̨̲̭̻̬̈́͌̃͆̋̐͐͒̈́͆̃͜͝͝i̶͊̿̑̅͝ͅṡ̶̱̱̽̑͂͛̏̓̽̌͊̚t̴̨̛̰̀é̷͓̲r̴̡̢͔͙̗͚͎̭̤͔̒͗̔̀̓̈́͆̀̑͐̾̅́͠ͅs̸̢̱̫̱͓̥̞͚̰͆̃̍̀͗͌̕ͅw̵̧̖̮̗͇̤̟̣̳̞͍̺̅ͅȏ̶̻̭̥̜͙̬͈̣͙̜̺̥̂̓̎͘̚͘͜ͅͅr̴̭̼͆̽̀͐͐͂͋̂̋̈́̔̾̚k̷̛͕͚͔̜̞̪̯̭͔͇͒͊̓̂́͘͝

[HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF USING CURSED TEXT AND RANDOM ASS SYMBOLS ACTUALLY TALK TO ME INSTEAD OF COVERING YOUR TEXT IN A WHITE BLISS]

No no... what do you mean I always had this character? I swore I never seen this guy before. (...) What? (...) No I didn't write this guy in 10 years later, or Prey. I don't know who this is? WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME USE HIM?

Dynamo: …

???: Oh hello there, Valued customer! Would you like to buy a brand new tv? Just 5 dollars! Yes! 5 Dollars!

Dynamo: I already have a TV

???: Well this one's special! Mint condition too!

t̷̢̛͉͔͓͙̦̘̼́̈́̃̾͑̂̽́̌͌͒̐̎̚͜ä̵̡̱͍̭̤͌̒̂́̈́̋̈́̐̾ͅk̵͙̯͔̬̥͖͑͒̑͗̚͝é̶̡͊̇͐͒̈̀͂̃̒́̕̚̚͝t̵̬̹̫̗̳͚̪̣̱̳̾͑̾̈́̂͐̓̌̽͘h̴̠͖̳̳͑͛̎̀̓͛̈́̚͝ͅe̷̮̹̣̿̈̿͊̊̅̉͐̀̕͘̚d̷̡̢̨͕̬̮̬̘̼̯̼̟̹̒͋̆̀̚͠͝͠é̵̩͕͇̦̯͔̼͙͕́̀͘a̷̡̙̰͔̘̤̱͍͕͙̬͖̣͍͆̽̾̂̑̍l̵̡̥͎̘͕̲̙͕̝̲͍͔͖̀͜t̵͕̱̓͌̔̓̒̈͘ą̶̠̞̞͍̳̠̺̞̘͚̦̥͂̀̉͂̿̓̕ͅk̷̝̲̯͉̃ē̷̙̼͎͇̱̱̚͜ţ̵͇̤͈͙̪̼̻͚͚̘͔̌̉̽̈̓͛̍̀̑̈́̅̾̈͒̀ͅh̷͚̹͍͍̘̖̟̼̠̜̏̋̈́̔́̑̐̎̉̈́̚͘͝ȩ̵̙͓͍̠̩͖̰̺̬̠̭̰̊̏́́͆͛̚͝d̶̡̯̱̗͈͙̞̘͔̭͊̆͋̐̈́̋̀̒̿̈́̔̉̈́̋̕e̸͎̜̱͇̱̲̙̬̲̣͖̟͂̈͒͋̎̊̈́̿͋̆̽̕͘ą̸̢̱̞͉͇͎̳̳̲̪͙̺́̎̑̏̑̉͒͌͌͜ḽ̴̡̧̥̫̻͒͂̆͐̀̽͂̀̂̒̐̍́̐͘͜ț̵̊ą̷̧͍̪̱͍̤̺͉͑̓͗̍͒͜ķ̸̨̨̞̦̫̰̗͇̻̟͕͌̈́͜͝͝ȩ̴͕͉̣̭̭̙̲̦̬͚̳͔̀̇̈́̕͜t̵̜̙̩̔͆̍͒̆͋̈͐̽̒͑̚͝ḩ̸̧̡̫͚̣̭̗̱̲͆͛̆̎̉͝e̴͎̱͖̍̎͌̾͒̍͐̀͗̿̈͒̍̃̀d̸̛̦͙̟͚̻͉͖̤̗̭͂͆̅̔̌͒̀̔̿̍̚ê̴̞̬̈́͂͆́̒̓a̵̧̝͖͉͓̳͉̣͚̼͙̝͔͐͘͜l̴̼̦̃̾̊̀̔̄͐͗͗͆͝

Dynamo: What’s so good about a mint condition?

???: I um... actually idk. I'm sort of just here to- I mean, How about a free one! Give it too your friends! Your enemies! Or both! I don't care!

Dynamo: … I guess having a second TV shouldn’t hurt.

*He gives twenty dollars*

Here’s an extra fifteen for your troubles and kindness

???:Thank you!

b̸̯̼̲̎̿̂̚͠ȳ̸̛̳̗̮͎̉͝ͅe̶̯͙͎͌͆͘b̵͓̠͚̀̋ÿ̶̮̭̄͛͝ë̸͎̳́

Mr. Splode: Hmm, want a bomb?

Milo: ?

???:*Hands the tv* Now you should go hang out with your f̸͎͎̃͜r̷̡̢̧̛̛͇̗̣̭͉͙̭͚̲͒͒̑̓̈̾̔̏̓̕͘i̴̧̨̼͚̼̘͎̝͓̜͉̼͋̑̿̿̆̓͐̋̚͝͠ę̷͈̰̯͓̞̜̼͍̤͚̻͙̙̪̅͋̾͗̓n̵͔̻̹̭̱̓̒͊̌̀̈̊d̷͙͍̺̤̖̫̪͕̗͖̟̮̽̀͐̈́

Milo: who?
(Ok fr for a sec
You ruined your username for a month 😭)

h̴͇͇̏̿̏̐̒̈́̑̀͠ě̷͙̩̬͎̻̟̞̰͓̞̾̀̃̊̽̎̂̀̆̇̾͂̕ͅd̸̯͕̜̹̓̑͌͑͊͐̎͜͠ó̷̢̭̻̭͔̖͈̜̱͖̲̘̈́̀͐̔̊̚͝͝͝e̴̛̬̭̯̹̞̣͍͎̔͌̓̎͂̈́̃͆̏̍̈͋͘͠ś̶̨̹̯̲̹̮̘̤̞̠̅̔̿̄͒̃͆͝n̵̳͕͇͇̹̬̪̝͖̘͇̂͌̋̾̆̌̀̎͑̆̉̃̔͜'̷̡̢͓̞̳̺͚͇͗̓͋́̽̐̌̎͌̈́͘͝t̷̛̛͔̖͈̠͛̓͗̈́̅̕͝ņ̴̨̨̛̛̛̝̫̟̗̯̳̺̰̻̎̉̾̅̃͆͊͌̆͝e̷̳̎̄͌̈̈́̿͌͂͆̄̾̓͠͝ė̷̢̪̳̯̜͔̘͍̍̔̂̄̏̈́̾͐̋̃̚d̵͕͈̱̙̺̫̳͇̆̍̇̒͂̌͝ǐ̴̞̺̞͕̍̾̔́̈́̓̈͛͘͘̕͘͘̚t̸͍̳̙͍͝a̴̠̞̲͓̭̞̪͉̬̿͒͛͋̅̊̈́̈́̀ņ̴͓̦̠̜̥̗͖̹̭͍̅ỵ̶̨͔̳̳̟̈́̄͊͛̔̏̀̎͌͗͌͊͊͝m̴͙̄͋͐̽̆̒͊̀̚o̷̞̲̭̜̖̱͕͕͎̥͗͊̉ŕ̴̛̯̩̻̥̩̃́́͛͆͊̏̋̔̇̉̄͝ẽ̵̬̮̣̣͓̳͉ͅ

???: You know, your friends.

Milo: like.. a rock?

w̶̢͙̘̺̩̦̗̥̜̗̜̺̜͉̌͛̌̍͜o̵̢̮͉͕̹̥͔͋̔͒́͋́͑͌̔̏̃ẁ̶̛̙̬͕̹̮̗̟͖̯͍͕̰͎̓͗̌̓̎́̏̊t̸̡̨̛͍̦͇̗̭̟̻̫̋͗̈́̂̈̏̾̊͌͒̚͝͠ḩ̸͇̫͉̯̪̟̟͍͇̈́̏̃̅̎̆̕͠ͅa̴̧̤̻̪̫̭̠̬̫͔͈̗͋͆͆t̷̼̦̼̗̻̟̲́͛ͅs̶̛̯̮̓̇̾͛́a̸͔͓̩̣̜̰̭̐̂̓̐̎̔̄̔̚ŝ̴̯͍̜̑͌̒̂̓͒͒͐̎͑̅̚͘a̸͌̿̎̀͗̅̓͘͠ͅd̷̨̼̣̪̝͉̻͒̑̔̈́̄̉̋̍͐͘͜͝͝ͅl̴̨͖̑͗̅̈́̽̓̏̈́i̵̻̹̖͎̫̫͖̺̻̻̾̓̄̎̈́̎́̒͒͋͠f̶̺̩̯̻̝̞̑͆͑̈ę̴̭̞͚̰̙͓̱̳͓̺͚̻̽̎

???: No no no! Don't you have a certain shapeshifting friend?

Milo: hmm.. oh ye

???: good!

(Continue the rp bitch)

Į̸̖̔̎͋̋́̈́͊͑̂͛͋͊͆ĥ̴̗͔̎̽̉͐̋̄͊̐̆͒̿̕a̴̦̪͙̰̯̗̪̒̐̿̄́̏̈v̴͎̲̦̙̜̱̙̿̽̄̏͗̈́͆̌͒͝e̶͙̰͇̪̞̦͔̿̾̂̽̈̈̐͘͜n̷̨̦̣̝̤͎̹̘͉̓̾̋̾̒̍͘͘ͅͅȍ̴̧͙̹̣͙̮̖̰͒̄͐͜n̶̡̧̹̖͕͚͕̥̬͓̏̈́̌̏́̈́͑͌̓̕ͅę̴͙̬̪̥̗̰̠̬̳͊͋̈̊̾̕͜ė̵̝͙́͋̿̾d̷͈̯̦̺͖̫͍̖̀͂̊͂̀̉̏̂̈́͗͜͠ͅf̵̧̛͙̱͈̹̘̟́̎̂͆̈͊̈́̔̿̒̈́͒͊̾ŏ̷̢̮̙̻̭̞̘̜̳̘̉͑̏͊̆̀̍̀͜ȓ̴̫͆̄̾̅͒͗̉̐̀͌ý̶̩͉̼̜̙̣̰͇͔̦̭͕͑̈̄͂̀̿̂́̃̈́̕͝ọ̴̢̠̫̱̙̖̺͓̰͖̞̓̃̉̿͐̍̐̚͜u̴̲̽̒̔͛̆͐͘

GIVE ME BACK NEAT
I NEED HUNTER

Milo: I’m gonna turn this tv into a microwave :D

i̸̧͙̙͚̘̘̅t̶̝͓̬̣̹͇̮̖͖̳̣̺̥̆̑̑́́̓̈̇̆̀͒̂'̷͍͇͈͇̜͙͋̑̅̾̿s̵̛͉̼̞̖͉̺̹̊̅̀̂͊t̵̢͈͓͓̙̬̮̱͇̫̘͒̿̓̏̎̈́͒̏̇̄̓̎͝h̴͚̭̙͍̖̱͙̭̪̻͓̎̌̂̉̉̽̃̀͑͗͊͑͝͝͝e̸̘̐̒͊́͒̾͆͊̊̈́̀̍͌̕ͅc̴̢̢̥͕̬͎̪̱̝̈́̃͜a̸͈͓̞͂͋͑͝t̷̛̪͔͇̤͖̯̞͌̓̈́̈̿͊̆͂͑̀̆i̵̖̱͚͓͇̝̼̥̎́͐̔̇̅̍͊̋̕͝t̷͙͙̯̰̐̓͒̽͛͘̚͘͠'̵͎͉̲̘̟͝s̶̬͈̗͉̻͇̏͂̑̈̏͗̉̇͋̂͌͐̈́͠t̵͍̫͔́̔̽̌̍̿̆h̵̗̙͖͔͇̝͙̹̝̼̉͛̐̑̔̄̊̿̚͝e̵̜̯͕͙̜͈̦̦̼͍̭͛͌͑͆͂̎̎̀̌̈́̚͜͝c̸̺͕͕̝̘̥̝̟̘̠̎̅̉͒̒̀̅̕͠a̴̭̜̘̹̰̔ͅt̸̨̧̻͕̪̺̩̤̙̭͖̮̙͉̀͗͂̄̇̆͜i̶̢̗̘̘̜̳̬̭̮̯͖̳͚̐̈́̓̚͜͠ţ̸̧̼̬̥͍̳̻̤̪̯̳̜̃́̌̊͆'̸̢̢̢͇̼̪̭̥͚̬̹̯̹͉̓̓͂̽͘͜͝s̴̯͈͔͍̭̩͈̥̓̎̏̈́͑͛͐̎̐̓̓̕̕͝͠t̵̡̢͓̻̞̼̥̥̻̒͒̑̃̌̎h̶̡̧͚̗͕͓̤̟̜͖͍̻̱̻̓̐̿̓̈ę̴̪̘̩̙̣̣͍̜͔͑̄͑̏̾͐͝͠c̷͚̬͌̒͆a̸̛̪̥̘̹̹̯͋͊̓̃́̈́̆̉̑͘͜͜͝͠͠ẗ̶̡̡̻͍̺́̄i̸̡͖̼̽t̶̨̨͖̺̦̼̼͈̥͚̻̹̊̾̎̚͜'̷̢̣̩̣̰̺̮̘͓̭̙͍͍͉͋̎͑͂s̴̺̝͚̥͈̤͍͓̮͔̩͖͛̋̍͛̆̏̇͌̏̈͘̚ͅt̸̢̳̤̟̻̰͌͐ͅḩ̷̧̳͙̺͍̝̖̖̬͛̾̈́̕͜ẻ̷̛̘͋̄͋̽̿c̷̨̮̄͌ą̴̭͙͕̭̤̩̭̞͙̈͗̆̆̂̉͊͋̃̾̐͘͜t̵̛̗̣͉̖̖̰͙̼͉̞̲́́̔̀̿̃̔̀̅̓͑̓̅̾ͅ

???: Why hello there, Small Feline!

Milo: hoi
You hav some catchup on your chin

í̴̙̎t̵̗͇́͆̓͛̍̾͗̎'̴̢͍͔͎͍̎̀̓̓̒̐̑̇͝s̸͖̫̲̦̗̘̹͍̯̟͇̲̉͋̌̀̎̌̎̕͝͠ņ̵̧̰̼̬̬̗̯̠̽͝ͅo̶̡̹͇͓̖̗̬̗͙̞̭̓ͅṯ̸͈̑͂k̵͙͍̗̪̮͖̗̀̑͌͊e̶̛̗̩̦͆͒̓͐̔̃̑͂͝ṭ̴̨̨͙̟̱̯̘̦͖̪̒͗̏̓͊̆̽̇͆̑͜͠ͅc̶̢̧̡̜̫̈́͘h̶̨̒́́ų̸̢̼̫͖̞͕̲͖̙̬͔̣̑̿̏͛͋̂̀̿̃̕̚̚͜p̵̢̱̺̺̜̥̰̹̣̫̳̲̭̞̏̐̉̍̉̂̓͋̍̀̀͋̾y̵̢̛̖̺̰̪͍̼͓̠̬͉̽̓͋̔͘ͅò̸̢͖̤͚͓̜͠͝u̵̠͙͖̙̎̃̃͒̋̂͋̃͊͒̿̅̏ͅb̴̟͈̗͍̩̞̥̿̄̒̒̆̾̂̚̕͝ͅl̴̢̡̡̥̟̦͇͇͖̮̓̒͗͛̊͑͌̀͂̕͝͠ả̴̢͔̥̦̱͇̮̙̝̼͎̖̼̻̾͗̀̎̅̒̐̇͜c̴̗͙̬͈̜̳̿̌͗̀͗̍̃͛̍̀̚͠ͅk̸̨̧̡̰̙͍̳͙͈̟͍̠̱͍͂̇̄̑̏̔͑̈͋̈́p̶̫̗̻̉̑̕͠͠ͅi̸͉͖̽͊͜l̶̮̺͙̪̮̥͖̼͑̒̂͛̃̕l̸̰͍̻̦̀̀̓͊͌͗̌̐̍̚ǫ̸͈̼̭̖͖͊̅̏͆̓͋̌̔̆̕͜w̷̧̨͎̤̮͙̲̘̞͉̘͍̠̬͑̋͒̒͌͂͆̓̈̃͛̈́̒͜ḉ̵̘͎͍̏̅̈͑͌̿͊̀̃́͜ͅả̶̡͇͇̼̟̫̘͓̳͙̳̰̀͐̑͆̅͘͘̕͝ş̷̡̪̗̟̻͓̣̈́̂̍̈͒̂͛́̀̀͜ḛ̷̠̰̺̙͈̮͖̫̑͜͜͝

???: huh? Why so I do. *he wipes it off his chin*

(You black pillowcase lmao)
Milo: ya

I̸̡͚̟̲̝͎̾̋̿̋̈̏͘'̷̯̤̈́̔̎̅͘̚ṁ̶̢̧̝͍̦̻̣̯̀͑ú̷̧͚̳̠̼̗͔̻̝͉͛̂́͗̅͊̀͗͘͜͠n̶̜̘̼͙͓̯̰͚͆̀̽͜s̷̯̻̟̖͕̘͈͒̀̄̌͂͒̿̔̈́̃͝ư̸̛̭̺͍͆̾̄̀̍̆̂͘͝ṙ̴̢̻̞̰̗͊̄̂̎̄͗̈́́̾͋̕͜͝e̶̡͕̰͎̫̯͂w̸̧̨̩̲̙͉̱̩̋̓̀͝h̶̘͚̫̝͖̪̜͗̀̑̒̈́͛͒̊̀̽̃́̌͜͜͠y̶̧̱̺̗̟͍͍̬̤̫̆̅͋́̀̌̏͗̒́͗͛̋ẏ̶̫̙̠́͋̃̾͂̊͝ȏ̶̳̽u̶̱̐f̶̢̛̳̲̏̋̇͒̿́͌̀͋͝͝î̵̠͔̣̖̼̭̥͓̜̳̗͈͓̍̾̉͊̈́̈́̾̅n̵̗̲̪̭͚̿̕d̴̡̧̲̳͓̼̗̦̩̪̩̲̮͊͊͛ͅt̷̛͉̜̤̦͕͓͑͌̽ͅh̶̻̮̠̭͖̫͚̫̬̬̓͛͝i̴̥̜̾̇̀̐̄̊̅̈̔́ͅs̴͙̞̣͉̯̘̟̥̥̟͎̊͗̀̒͛̔́̚f̸̢͉̙̲̼͔͎̙͈̝̣̆͑͐͌̏͊͜ͅǘ̶̝̓̀͐̚͝n̶̢͚̙͓͉͓̯̝͉̺̩̳̈̀̈̈̃͂͗̓̃̕͝n̷̡̧̡̥̭͕̱̫̋̑̈͌̀͋̋̅̋ý̴̯̘̙̄͊̏͑́̌̀̈́̎̚͝a̴̙̗͎̅̇̒͋n̴̡̧̛̳̭̪̼̫̮̭̏̍̎͂̐̍͛̀̚͝͠o̵̡̡̰̮̥̜̭̭̭̹̟̓̋̀̈̑̀͝ͅͅņ̶̻̤͕̬͉͖̞̭̲̳̞͌̃y̸̨̙̥͍̯̥̝̭̘̖̦̰̫̣̺̾̃͒͌̓͆͛͠͠͝m̷̡̮̖̫̬͔͔̜̥̮̹̬̀̒͊͂̈́̊̔́͝͝ȯ̸̢̧̢͇͚̬͓͇̭̳̣̹̔͐̐͌̿̊̈̏̏͑̊̽͠u̴͙̦͛̃͒̑̐͐͠s̶̢̘̼͚̖͉̺͕͎̩͔̺͑͛̐̆̋̔̏͒̐̉́̚͝ͅc̸̨̛̺̻̫̼͔͉̀́̎̈͒͝ͅâ̷̧̡̱̘̳̳̦͈̼̣̜̫t̸̗̬͙̺̗͔̥̓̄͋̋̓̆̅̑͐͂͗̉̏̚

???: Thanks little fella

(Stay in your universe)
Milo: you’re welcome :D

ä̴̧̨̛̗̣̙́͛̑͒́̓̈̐͑͘ņ̶̜̪̱̜͎̣̈́͐̿̓̆̒̏̑́̌̃̆͜͝͠ď̴̡̡͉͕͔̼̞̼̩͆̆͛͋͆́́̋̀͂͐͘͠h̴̛̘͙̱̟̹͕̰̬͐̆́̃͌̀͋́̔͌̇̈́͜͝o̷͎͂͑͌͂̆̀̈́w̶̢̧̟͔͍̙͕̠̫̃̈́͒̎̅̈̈́̽̀́̈́͒͗̈́a̴͕̒̀̿̇͋̊͆͂̋̈́̅b̶̝̠̼̓͆͗̈́̐͘̕͠o̵̧̗̖͕̯̹̟̾̋͜û̸̢͈͕̣̿͑̽̀t̷̢͎͍̪̹̩̓̔̍̃̔̉͆̏̋̾̅͘͜y̸̜̘̮̎̑̒́̊̄͌̊͘͠͠ơ̸͚͎̻̭̫̞̫͌̅̿̈́̅̀̎́̆̉u̶̩̺̎̏͗̿̌͗͑̎́̈́͝͝͝ş̴̮̈́͑ţ̴̪͓̗͔͚̺͑̌͗̀̓̚͠͝ͅa̵̢̹̳͉̘̳͚͍͌̈́̂͗͘ͅy̷̨̪͖̟͇͙̹̮͚̤̜̟̆̀͑̊̓̍̎͜o̸̺͙̭͗̄̎͑̋̈́̽͝ų̸̺̈́t̸͈̫̳̳̦̭̋͋̀̌̀͑́ő̷̢̨̥̙̤̯̼͗̾̔͆͗̀̽̓̍͗̕͘͝f̴̢̨̲̦̤̯͓̼̮̰̤͋͋͂̄͂̂̆͑́͆̈́̅̏͛̎ͅm̷̡̧̻̗̼̟̜̖̝̏͗͜͜ȉ̸̛͓̝́̔̿n̵̢͔̗̺͖̳̱̻̯̭̰͕̽̍̾̎̈́̈́̄̍̆̈́̂̕͝ė̶̛̙͖͐͆̃̓̈́͘?̷̣̘̘̗̻̟̟̟̲̾̃̅͆̕

???: So what brings you here kitty cat? Here for some deals on the newest tv?

Milo: oh shore

t̸͚̠͇̻̮̻̠̩̫͕̱̹̥͍̾̀͗̍̆̈́̒͋̽͆̔́̚͠a̸̧̱͉͍̼͇̘͔̾k̸̨̢̟͖̦̥̲̜͇̖̳̻͛̆̒̀̅͆͌̍͜͜͝e̸̯̻̙͔̲͚̯̼͆̾̄̇͐̌̃̒̌t̸̨͉͍̦̙̳̠̳̯̦̱̫̳͎̓̄̅̿̓̎̿h̶̛̘̻͂̄̿̐̂̔͌̕e̷̬̥̗͎̾̀d̸̨̨͕͍̰͕̬̪͙̮̔̍̈̆̈̀̂̈̅̍̈͘͝͝e̵̦͍̥͕̥̞̜̹͗̾̂̌̍̽͂͑́͆̚̚͘͝ǎ̴̬̖̜̜͕̦͋̂̈́̀̅̐̐̓̒̓̒̿͝ļ̶̢̹͚̪̱͙̂̀̓͑̈́̍͘ẗ̵̢̠̭̝̜̺̰̩̑̋̐̓̎̋͆͐̓̈̐͒̎̉͜͜a̸̯͎̦͉̲͖̯̓̃̓̊̂͌̀̓͒́͘͠ͅḳ̵̡̢̛̬̮͚͔͎̗̅͂̊ȩ̶͈̝͈͎̻̻͙͇̃̓͛̓̊͘͜͜ͅţ̸̨̥̰̭͔̮̒̀̓͊̈́̂̅̾̓̽͂́͠ḥ̷̟̪͉̐ę̶̡̧̛͕͎̼̮̭͇̌́͋͛̉̾̑̈́̀͝d̷̜̽́̓͒̅̌̓ȩ̴̩͕̣͎̒̏̓̎̇̾̂͂̈̇̏͌̊̚͝a̸̡̨̩̤͇̥̖̙͖̠̖͇͔̙͍̓̅́̇ḻ̸̢̧̩̩͙̳͉̝͙̙͝t̸̨͈͓̮̼͉̬̩̖͚͑̀̈͋͗͛̽̔͝á̸̢̹̯̫͎͔͔́̔̿̌̊͌̄̓͋̿͝k̸̢̡̨̻͖̬̦̳̟̝̰̾͑̿̈̒̂͂͂͘͘ę̵̧̹͖̦̞͖͖͚̪̰͈̖͋̏͜͝ţ̸̱̲̲̞̱̏̿h̴͕͇͚̾ȇ̶̡͎̼̺̥̹̦̣̖͚̥͋͒̀͂͗́͘d̸͕͙̭͈̈́̄̀͠ẻ̷̯̺̳̣̱̣a̷͕̻̤͎̣̲̎̿̎͑l̷͚̪͚̖͇̲̠͎̼̻̅͐̽͋̄ẗ̵̡͔̲͚̫̻͍̼͙̤̚͜ą̵̩̩̜̻͉̫̦̙̫̖̙͌̍ͅķ̴̢̛̼̲̼͇͔̈͋́̕͝é̸̪̫̖̺̹̳͔͎̱̱̦́́͒̓͌̏̇̆͒͋̕͜͜t̸̼͇̱̻̗̬̞̣̏͌̽̈́͊̅͐̆̐̌͗͘h̴̡̗̆e̴̢̧͙̪͈̬̝̪̼͇̥̬̤̺͝d̴̡̢̡̦̹͇̳̤̎̈̌͆͌̓̄̑̊͆̈́̍͜e̷̢̼͍͙̭̳̙̺̪̮̦̘͆́̾̓̈́͒̉͐͝â̸̝͚̟͕̏̅̀͆͗̎͑̚l̴͙̯̦̼̱̣̤̞̳̦̜̠̊̈̈́́̑͗͠

???: Well... I'm selling a new tv just for you! Only 5 dollars!

Milo: oki!