"No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My uniform didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locus. It wasn't my fault. I swear to god!"; THIS COWARD QUIT WHEN HE WAS GOING TO BE DEPLOYED; I've never heard a bigger load of shit in my life
