Suicide dad joke

I TOLD MY FRIEND I WAS EXTREMELY DEPRESSED , CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE AND I TOLD HIM WHY. HE WAS LIKE HOLD UP BUDDY, YOU HAVE SO MUCH VALUE, EVERYONE LOVES YOU, SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR ETC...... I WAS LIKE O WAIT A SECOND I THINK YOU HEARD ME WRONG, I SAID MY WIFE IS GOING NOWHERE, NOT MY LIFE😝😝😝😝