Someone: "English or Spanish"
Me: "Dance, dance, dance, like you're having a seizure. Move, move, move, like you're having a fit"
(Yes that is an Epileptic Techno joke)
i call this one the "straight up stopped"
*turns to angry hoard of homophobes charging at me*
english or spanish?
*a wave of shock washes over the hoard as they are unable to move*
*exept fo one*
*you(reader) walk out from the crowd*
*this is your gay awakening*