screw it, realist hero inspired rp

Mr. Splode: Don't mind if I do

Mage 3: It worked! The summoning has worked!
Mage 5: Come with us.

Mr. Splode: Alright then

*As you walk throughout the throne room, you see different types of nobles from all across the kingdom*
King Yeager Regias: Ah, welcome hero! We have been expecting you for a long time, but we need your help. The Dragon of Destruction has ravaged these sacred lands ever since the war had ever started. We are currently having a famine from a recent crop blight that destroyed nearly half of our farms, imports are slow from all the other nations due to demon attacks. Not only that, one of our dukes is rebelling and planning to take my seat by force.

Mr. Splode: Bummer

King Yeager Regias: I agree, it is quite saddening to say so. But now that you are here, we need your help to save our kingdom!

Umbreon: i- what- *holding a sword and a gun* what the f**k-

Mage 3: It worked! The summoning has worked!
Mage 5: Come with us.

U: ok? *follows*

*As you walk throughout the throne room, you see different types of nobles from all across the kingdom*
King Yeager Regias: Ah, welcome hero! We have been expecting you for a long time, but we need your help. The Dragon of Destruction has ravaged these sacred lands ever since the war had ever started. We are currently having a famine from a recent crop blight that destroyed nearly half of our farms, imports are slow from all the other nations due to demon attacks. Not only that, one of our dukes is rebelling and planning to take my seat by force.

U: im sorry what- *dressed in a Hellenic army uniform from around WW2*

King Yeager Regias: Well you see, we are fighting against a Dragon of Destruction, suffering a famine due to crop blight as well as imports being less frequent due to demon attacks, not only that, we are dealing with a rebellion.

U: rebellion i can handle.

King Yeager Regias: Ah well, after you're done, there are other tasks you must help with. Not only that i've been meaning to tell you something.

Not an RP but I must have a problem because I looked at this image and the Wolfenstein 3D music started playing in my mind.

lol

dragnoc (left): ..*he stands back up* we aren't meant to be leaders.
garnet (right): draggy, who are these people?
(they're 4'3 feet and twins btw)

Mage 3: It worked! The summoning has worked!
Mage 5: Come with us.

dragnoc: why should we, we don't even know who you are. *he defensively stands between them and garnet, the wolf ears flattening against his head*
garnet: i'm sure they're nice people, right?

Archmage: Wait a minute, these are children! *sigh* I guess they'll have to do. After this, i'll give you all a good scolding.

dragnoc: who are you are calling a child!?
garnet: oh dear..

Archmage: What!? You are a adult!? Despite your young appearance!?

dragnoc: yes, we are full grown adults, 23.
garnet: we're just small and haven't grown properly because we were starved as kids, which is why draggy is so protective of me as well

Archmage: ...I see. Anyways, we haven't introduced ourselves properly have we? We are the Grand Council of Mages, and we have brought you here under order of the king to save this wonderful nation.

dragnoc: we aren't saviors, we are just trying to survive, not risk ourselves.

Archmage: But please! We have seen your potential and we acknowledge it greatly.

dragnoc: potential in what, throwing lightning spears into people's skulls?

Archmage: You don't have to use your powers for evil, you can use them for the greater good!

dragnoc: we just use them to survive, not do evil or good.

Archmage: Please, we need your help. Greatly.

dragnoc: then summon an actual leader, not two twins just trying to survive.

Archmage: I see, then you shall return to your home planet *they teleport you back to where you live*

Ezra stood tall in his iron paladin armor and helmet as he grabbed his long sword in his leather gloved hands, he was as cautious as he was wise being only 21 years old.
He wasn’t used to actually being somewhat summoned, Ezra was more used to getting atleast a message from an eagle.
“Where the living howl am I...?” Ezra mumbled to himself as he lightly coughed.

Mage 3: It worked! The summoning has worked!
Mage 5: Come with us.

Ezra glanced over to the mages in slight confusion, but he didn’t question it as he followed after them in silence.

*As you walk throughout the throne room, you see different types of nobles from all across the kingdom*
King Yeager Regias: Ah, welcome hero! We have been expecting you for a long time, but we need your help. The Dragon of Destruction has ravaged these sacred lands ever since the war had ever started. We are currently having a famine from a recent crop blight that destroyed nearly half of our farms, imports are slow from all the other nations due to demon attacks. Not only that, one of our dukes is rebelling and planning to take my seat by force.

"I- could possibly help you, just let me borrow a nobel steed to help out easier..." Ezra responded awkwardly as he was tasked with the many things.

King Yeager Regias: Ah, but you could also do one at a time and slowly work yourself through the many tasks given to you.

Ezra was silent for a moment awkwardly.

Kai: what-?!

Mage 3: It worked! The summoning has worked!
Mage 5: Come with us.

Kai: uhhhhhhh

Mage 5: The king awaits you.

Kai: why??????

Mage 5: Lets just say we're not doing so well.

Kai: I think you've got the wrong guy-

Mage 5: But you have to help us!

Robert, a twenty something year old goober with black hair and the beginnings of a beard of his chin, reads the letter again

Robert: Where the hell is Regias and why does it sound like a knock off Pokémon?

Mage 3: It worked! The summoning has worked!
Mage 5: Come with us.

Robert: *befuddled*

*As you walk throughout the throne room, you see different types of nobles from all across the kingdom*
King Yeager Regias: Ah, welcome hero! We have been expecting you for a long time, but we need your help. The Dragon of Destruction has ravaged these sacred lands ever since the war had ever started. We are currently having a famine from a recent crop blight that destroyed nearly half of our farms, imports are slow from all the other nations due to demon attacks. Not only that, one of our dukes is rebelling and planning to take my seat by force.

Robert:

King Yeager Regias: What i mean is that, there is a famine, there is a rebellion and there is a demon lord planning on destroying the world in your terms.

Robert: And… what do I have to Dow tho any of this?

Yeager Regias: You have to help us with our problem, every solution we tried didn't work.

Robert: Aw man… why me?

Yeager Regias: I've seen your intellect, it is greater than ours!

Robert: I don’t understand… I worked as an insurance agent! What the hell would I know about running a monarchy?!

Noble: Perhaps the finances first, sire?

Robert: Sigh… at least this could be fun…