Give us big ol' sweet iced tea
The refreshing sugar rush that tastes so good to me
The amber-colored tonic puts my heart at ease
Might've started up in China
But down in Carolina
It's big ol' sweet iced tea
Hey! Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes better in hot water? I'm sorry, were you putting tea in COLD water??? Please explain. Yeah, I just thought people put it in hot water just to speed up the tea-ification process, y'know? I didn't know there was an actual reason. And anyway, how am I supposed to have the patience to boil water? I always want my tea ready as soon as possible! Dude, you seriously don't have the patience to microwave your water for three minutes!? Ove, why the heck are you boiling your water in the microwave!? Because I don't have the patience to boil water on the stove!!! Hah! And he called ME impatient. What are you talking about, Ove? It takes less than a minute. How the heck Astra!?!? Is your stovetop powered by the FRICKING SUN!?!?!? It takes me like seven minutes!!!!! Just put your mug on medium heat and it takes like two minutes!!! Did you actually put your mug on the STOVE?!? On MEDIUM heat?!? Astra your stove is clearly possessed by SOMETHING; EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS A FRICKIN' LUNATIC
