Last one of the night, then I’m focusing on “something else” (no more posting)

shooting him? I'm American and he's in my crib without me allowing it, f**k you think I'm gonna do, rail him?

Call the police
Breaking and entering is a big crime no matter how feminine you dress.

i think potassium intended it more like "they knock on your door and you open it" but good man, good man

Oh I thought that said "shows up in your house"

yes it says "shows up to your house"
but if a motherf**ker dressed like that comes to my house and i don't know them
their choice. parabellum, nato or luger

A Russian KS-23 shotgun to his face

L

Wdym, L? It’s a 23 mm shotgun shell and will blast a hole through his face, skull, and brain

And break your shoulder

Only if some weak gamer kid is the one using it

I’m not that week though

I never said you were

Well I bet ur weak >:3

Nuh uh, I bet I’m at least a bit stronger than you, if not by a lot

Doubt

Oh

Fair:/

W

Thx

I’d probably just close the door and go back to scrolling on yt shorts at 3 am

Go back to sleep, as long as he doesn't hurt me or steal anything I don't care.

Hug him and headpat him then send him to the Ultimus timeline

"yo what are you doing here"
"(really weird shit)"
"ive heard enough"
*leaves then comes back shortly*
"you want parabellum, luger or nato"

Respectively tell him to leave before I call the police since he’s trespassing

Allah akbar!!!

Let him tuck me and hang myself afterwards

tuck

🤭

pass