If this comment gets 15 upvotes I will change my icon to the :3

Actually screw it
7 upvotes in an hour and I do it

If this comment gets 8 upvotes I will NOT make a pet version of the vaporeon copypasta

/j

No /srs? 🥺

fine

Also

Downvoted
I want to see where this goes

CRAP

Now I'm curious.

ABOUT THE IMAGE OR THE COPYPASTA 💀

The copypasta. Duh

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female furry breeding, PetTheSprigatito is the most compatible catboy for humans?
There’s a start

Good start.

"female furry"
Don't rush it, boy.

THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
I meant as in out of all female and male furries, you’re the best to f**k
Though I shoulda removed the female part

Well, I'll await something.

It better be steaming hot~

Not only are they in the bisexual community, which means they are dtf either way, and PetTheSprigatito is very romantic at times, allowing for more romantic situations in the bedroom…

Holy shit

Actually I’ll finish it later

DAMN IT

WHAT

I was hoping on an entertaining read...

Fine I’ll finish it
Simp level 1000, GO!

Yay!

Due to their nice dressing, there’s no doubt in my mind that PetTheSprigatito would be incredibly hot, so attractive that you could easily have sex with him for hours without getting worn out.

Now’s a good time to say lots of this is /J

Dressing and getting worn out do not seem that related.

NOW IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SAY NO.
I WILL FINISH IT.

I have a preset on my synth.

"NevrNo"

DAMN IT, I MEANT LIKE DISINTERESTED

Maybe "without getting bored"?

Oh uhhhhhh

UwO

I’m working on it OwO

Why not work on a bingo I did just now UwU

yeah, that’d work

I mean, I can work on it…?

If you want.

I seen that

I noticed right after sending you that.

why is this so real

it's not real
I was /j
I just wanted someone to love me
I realize now looking for that from a married person is dumb as shit

I thought it was a joke, what do you mean looking for that?

I just want love
I realize now asking for a married person for love is idiotic

Therefore I am /j

YOU ARE CONFUSING ME DID YOU REALLY LOVE THEM OR NOT

I do not

Ok then
Ima keep this up

If I did would I technically be gay 💀

I am gay
Gay for a hot guy

ALSO DID YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD LOV-

Wait, you really did?

Idfk
But he posted something I didn’t want him to so yeah
Lmao