Consider the following pokespe

What the f**k happened

Dad got high and raped mom, mom managed to get evidence, dad assaulted her, mom got temporary restraining order, dad changed locks leaving me homeless for a few days, cops got mom keys to the house, dad took some stuff when we were gone and I haven't seen him since

/srs

Jesus Christ, That is horrible.

Holy f**k

high with what though

Alcohol

you can't get high from alcohol, buddy was drunk

Being high is used to describe thoughts differing from normal do to substance abuse

so if your mom presses charges he's gonna get at least a year in jail

Assault is more then a year

at least a year, which means a year or more

Cops legally cant give people spare keys tho.

They discussed the wrongful eviction with my landlord then got the keys

Ah, the landlord changes it then

Yeah, the landlord changed the locks on us and the cops managed to get a key

ok

I don't know if this is satire or not

When I make satire, it's funny

*when I say I don't say have insurance I mean medical insurance

MOVE TO EUROPE RHEY HAVE FREE HEALTCARE

What about dental?

idfk bro my parents to lazy to take me to the dentist

Well, it's europe

tru