Actually yes surprisingly

me

YES
LIEN ACTUALLY YES

I don’t hump.

hump dayyyyy

I wake up
*humps bed*
Gets out of bed
“Where’s This boner from?”

ACTUALLY THOUGH

I thought I was alone

No you definitely aren't evidently

It’s instinctive
And when I have a full bladder when I wake up it’s worse

YES

It don’t even feel that good either
Idfk why I do it

It feels nice to me, huh

It does
But it’s so dry

For me that's not a problem for whatever reason

Hmm

😔

Frrr

Me too😔

*becomes bed*

O//w//O

Do ittttttttttttt

could y'all stop thinking with your dick for ONE SECOND PLEASE

gango what

😝 bleehhhh

The best way to sleep is to lay on your stomach, sploot on the cool mattress, and spread your legs, knees bent and feet aligned with your butt cheeks, in a position that stretches your back. Trust me, it feels amazing.

yes
but im. always changing my sleep possition so it looks like im raping the bed