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IT WAS ME!!! ME!! ME!! ME!!! BIDEN DIDN'T GET THOSE HOSTAGES OUT, I DID!!! PUTIN LET 'EM GO 'CUZ HE AFRAID OF ME GETTING BACK INTO OFFICE!!! I'MA MASTER NEGOTIATOR!!! FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS DID WHAT I TOLD THEM 'CUZ THEY'RE SCARED OF ME!!! WHAT 5000 TALIBAN PRISONERS?!! FAKE NEWS!!!!