Overflow alert: Too many recent changes. Activating "Hating myself" mode.

STOP HATING YOURSELF!
You're being homophobic

The side effects of being bi.

Hey, don't hate urself *hug*

This is the third time in a row, at least it’s getting a little better(?)

What is?

You hating yourself for something, then it’s got to be talked about, blah blah blah, everything’s better, then it’s resolved.

Am I talking too much? I'm sorry...

Don’t be, though I can’t help EVERY time, it gets stressful helping.

Sorry... I'm a bit of a validation addict...

Don’t sweat it.

I enjoy helping, but then I get everyone’s problems laid out on me at once.

I'll stop in the future, sorry.

Please don’t stop, I like helping, but laying all of your problems on me frequently is a bit much.

Yeah, I understand.

So what now?

Bisexual
Sex-repulsed

I can tho ;3

Okie, if ya insist~

-pins u on a wall- ;3

Please tell me we are talking about the same kind of pinning...

-with a giant one of these- >:3

looks edible

Whuh???

please?

uh, sure

yay!!!

*eats aggressively*

shut the f**k up

Enderparrot moment

Are you trying to crucify pet?

nah, it's forked

That’s forking true

yes

sYe

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yyyyyyyyyyy

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yes

seY

Yes again

Yes

Ies

:)

Oh ok

hyeh

pets got a jesus kink

lol

"I want to be your messiah daddy~"

Tf

“Pin me to the crucifix~”

(I am /J btw)
BECAUSE WHY NOT

No

Why?

Please

PLEEEEEEEASE

No

Alas, they were not.

it's got a fork on the front instead of a point, you're fine

Romantic pinning is something a little different...

You essentially stand in front of a person, their back against the wall, and put your arm out so that it's next to their head with the palm of your hand firmly on the wall.
If you are a top, this is what you do to get a bottom. If you're a bottom, you yearn for that to happen.

(Yes bruh, I know what it ism I was baiting you)

._.

Anyways u like? :3

You haven't pinned me yet.
Slightly seductive talk also works when you have someone pinned.

I know but... -pushes on the pin- :p

Makes sense

Wait bisexual means somewhere between male and female right?

No. Bisexual means being attracted to men and women. What you are describing (don't pin me down on that (actually, please do~)) is non-binary.

Ohhhh okay, I thought being attracted to both was pan

Pansexuality I being attracted to a person regardless of their gender. They could be agender and you would love them regardless. Though, if I am wrong, please correct me.

Oh okay.

It can be confusing at times, but you get the idea after a while.

Ight

And heres your pin~

O- ohh~

I'll let you choose, red or blue?~

What?

Get pinned red or blue?

Red.

okie

You know what pinning is, right?

I know, just pick~~ ;3

pan means all in greek, so thats A L L sexual

ah

No pan is pan

You use pans to cook food

Pans are for hitting people on the head and trading on the stock market, ya dingus

Fair

>:p