*meanwhile on a different table*
Me: I TRIED TO GET THE WAITER'S ATTENTION BY BLINKING IN MORIS CODE
random Eevee: why are you blinking so much
Me: I got something in my eye
Random Eevee: here let me get it out
Me: no thank you I don't wanna die
Waiter: bon jour sir was blinking at me was this because this Eevee is a freak?
Me: no
Waiter: very good then bon appetit
