Discord Server Transcript:
Gru: Hey @everyone. Gru here. We are looking for potential members for the raid of Team Shadow's base to get Monty back. Any takers?
Rosie Anderson: Hey, Gru, wait, you're on that team with my dad, right? I've always wanted to join you! I saw how Caillou unfairly got Stop Cop arrested, and my stupid mom joined Team Chris, so I figured I'd reunite with my dad!
Boris Anderson: Oh, hey, Rosie, I didn't know you wanted to join us! I thought you were neutral...
Rosie Anderson: I didn't want you to be alone, being the only Anderson on Team Wheatley. Shadow sucks anyway, so I figured I'd help you guys out!
Boris Anderson: Aww... that's very thoughtful of you, Rosie. Now, is there anyone else who would like to assist me, Gru, and the other Wheatley members with the Shadow massacre?
Judith Mossman: Oh, I cut ties with Eli, Alyx, Kleiner, and Freeman after they joined Team Earth. They tried bringing me along, but I didn't want to. Alyx kept calling the gravity gun a toy, which it isn't, so I just got pissed off at them and stayed out of their way. I never liked Shadow or Mojo either, so I figured I'd help!
Rosie Anderson: Makes perfect sense why you did that, Mrs. Mossman. Those f**kers at TE tried destroying Wheatley's Beijing base once, but I heard they moved into New York and Dubai.
Michael Scott: Oh, right, I had to inform Dunder Mifflin about it, however, they seemed all on board, surprisingly. Man, I've been waiting to join this team for AGES!
Gru: Okay, then, welcome aboard, Mike! Any more takers for this?
Vyacheslav Grinko: Hello, my comrades, I also want to help the effort against Shadow. Monty has been brainwashed and we need to prove to him that Wheatley is the best! I am also a mercenary for another person who's willing to help you all!
Kombayn Nikoladze: Hello, all, I am willing to help with showing Shadow that you guys aren't to be messed with! #freemonty
KSI: Yes! Yes! I didn't know you guys were planning a raid on Shadow! Screw that team! I'll join you all, mates!
Gru: Nice... we got 6 people on board. Okay, here are the coordinates of our US base.
40.731764144037314 N, -73.99286038506105 W
And just in case you need it, our Dubai base:
25.091352669692228 N, 55.17190196570995 E
We also booked multiple hotel rooms to stay at before you are welcomed.
Vyacheslav Grinko: Okay, we will arrive at the hotel in New York within 2 days so you can pick us up.
