NOW LET'S GET REALLY SURREALISTIC. IT IS NOW KNOWN THAT THE CIA EXPERIMENTED ON TED KACZYNSKI, THE UNABOMBER, WHILE HE WAS AT HARVARD. THEY ALSO EXPERIMENTED ON CHARLES MANSON. APPARENTLY THIS WAS CONNECTED TO SOMETHING CALLED 'MKULTRA'. WELL SOME CONSPIRACY THEORISTS SUGGESTED THAT THE CIA SECRETLY GROOMED CROOKS FOR THE DEM PARTY'S POLITICAL BENEFIT AND THEN AIMED HIM AT TRUMP. NONSENSE, RIGHT? BUT NOW THE CIA HAS ACTUALLY RESPONDED TO THIS ABSURDITY WITH A PUBLIC DENIAL:; 'THESE CLAIMS ARE UTTERLY FALSE, ABSURD, AND DAMAGING,' A CIA SPOKESPERSON STATED ON THURSDAY. 'THE CIA HAD NO RELATIONSHIP WHATSOEVER WITH THOMAS CROOKS. REGARDING MKULTRA, THE CIA’S PROGRAM WAS SHUT DOWN MORE THAN 40 YEARS AGO, AND DECLASSIFIED INFORMATION ABOUT THE PROGRAM IS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE ON CIA.GOV.'; JUST BECAUSE THE CIA IS ALWAYS GETTING CAUGHT DOING THIS STUFF IS NO REASON TO ASSUME THAT THEY ARE DOING THIS STUFF AGAIN, RIGHT?
