No matter how weird it gets inside the United States I take some minor comfort from knowing that the lunatics running and infesting France will always be weirder.
THE RIVER SEINE IN PARIS IS SO POLLUTED THAT OFFICIALS HAVE DECIDED THEY CANNOT ALLOW SWIMMERS TO USE IT FOR THE TRIATHLON. THEIR BIGGEST PROBLEM AS LEFTISTS, HOWEVER, IS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONVINCINGLY BLAME THAT POLLUTION ON TRUMP.