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YOU GET TRANSPORTED INTO THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED AND GET STRANDED THERE FOR THREE YEARS; HOW IS YOUR NEW LIFE? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
47 views Made by Demias_Cassius 6 months ago in inner_circle
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I'm currently in Victorian London having to exist while random people with knives on their wrists keep killing leaders of major corporations and politicians.
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Assasin's Creed, eh? Sounds like you're fine as long as you're not a major politician or leader of a corporation. Maybe you should hire those knife-arm people as bodyguards.
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I just had it stolen by some kid in green.
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Then go get it back. It's Victorian London, right? Call the cops. Fun Fact: Victorian cops were called "Peelers" after the person who invented the police force, Sir Robert Peel.
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The police suck. Didn't even do anything about it.
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Then take matters into your own hands. Don't hurt the kid - he probably has to work in a factory and stole your stuff to sell it since his pay is pitiful - just strongarm him. If you're not up for that, try the cops again. Most Victorian police officers are former criminals.
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No way, he just gave my shit to Mr knife wrist over there.
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Dammit. Wait, aren't Assassin's Creed protagonists technically considered "good guys," morally speaking?
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Yes. However, murder is still technically illegal, as is theft. You do both in the assassin's Creed games. In syndicate, you can hire kids to steal stuff for you.
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Okay. Well, morally speaking, you could probably appeal to the assassin and get a new shirt, or get your old shirt back. When push comes to shove, you can try paying him.
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My shirt is fine, he took 100 bucks. I'm not paying him for money. He can keep it.
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Oh. So everything's fine? Good. Maybe you should become an assassin.
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I can't climb. Also not fond of being stabbed or shot at.
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But you're shirtless in Victorian London. You're at a bit of a disadvantage.
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Misspelled, mb. My money was taken, not my clothes.
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I have to cope with being stuck in a circle clicking game I'm hot garbage at :(
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I get Borderlands, so I either...

A) Die instantly to Pandoran wildlife
B) Die slowly to Bandits
C) Die moderately to Hyperion
D) Go insane and join/create a Bandit clan

It's all good though because New-U stations exist, so as long as I don't die in a cutscene I'll come back to life.
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YOU GET TRANSPORTED INTO THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED AND GET STRANDED THERE FOR THREE YEARS; HOW IS YOUR NEW LIFE?