IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
-pwned by a bird; -pwned by an umbrella; -grown-ass man who picked twitter-fight
with little girl, subsequently; -pwned by a little girl; -apropos of nothing, following an
unscheduled visit to Walter Reed
Medical Center, tweet-denied having a series of mini-strokes; subsequently; -needed two hands to drink from a glass
of water [see: stroke symptoms -limb
weakness, range of motion loss]; -portrayed passing test intentionally
designed to be first grader-easy to aid
in diagnosis of stroke victims, dementia
patients as major victory, proof of "genius"; -"person woman man camera tv"