Yuh

I used to have GamePass and I loved it.

I cancelled it and just bought all the games I was playing on it.

GamePass is a W

i thought you kept all the gamepass games you downloaded even after you canceled it?

b-but corporations are people too!

Nah they're greedy

irony:

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

then they'd have to make it a big ass one-time payment

Ok? Some people can work small jobs that pay them a few hundred per week

if you canot afford a 0.99 weekly payment then how are you gonna afford a $25 one time payment

And the subscriptions require just a couple a week. You’re only making yourself look like a clown

BOOWOMP! YOU'RE A HATER! SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP!

Am I the hater? I’m not the one in all caps lol

Dawg what app are you subscribing to
Only things you need to be subscribing to are Netflix and MrBeast

I need flipaclip pro or whatever it's called

What is the basic too good for you?

Normal just is: Watermark, ads, less tools, etc.
Bur with the pro version you get the good stuff

So you’re saying that the subscription is worth it?

Which means that app subscriptions are like, actually good

and pewdiepie you bastard

Are you homeless?

I'm in my bed in my room rn tfyem

can i join

You're a creep and I'm genuinely uncomfy now can you stop

mb