Okay that’s hilarious

Like, funny or stupid hilarious

Kinda both I guess

Maybe, we just gotta ask mojang! (If we get the chance)

Good idea

I mean... he may have a point

Kinda

*Game theory intro starts*

It’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY

That would make sense considering the scarily high circumstances in which he'll have like 6 shards of volcanic rock inside of him.

Steve: *breaks obsidian like glass*
Kids videos: let’s count how many shards of obsidian Steve has!
1…2…3…4…5….6…7…8…9…10…11…12…13…

We gotta get Count from Sesame Street.

Fr