Couch Humper

https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/jd-vance-did-not-have-sexual-relations-with-that-couch-the-viral-hoax-about-vance-a-glove-and-a-sofa-explained

So you want to keep running with the lie even though you've been given evidence that your memes are based on a total fabrication? You're either stupid or being malicious. Either way does not make you look good.