(Comic!!!) Colt and Kitty eat the forbidden spicy pockys.

Sprigatito: I think I have some sticks that you would enjoy even more :3

^^

Colt: Hmmmmmmm...... Put weed on em and we have a deal
Yumi: COLT! >:O

Sprig: Yes, I meant those kinds of sticks~ The ones that hit your brain with "blunt force" >:3

Colt: Gimme >=3

ニャオハ: *hands a joint*

Colt: -takes it-
Yumi: -slap Colt- DON'T DO DRUGS BROTHER >:c
Colt: aww >:p

906: *starts kneading, releasing aroma (THC) into the wind (a room)

(huh?)

(Sprigatito kneading its paws releases a sweet aroma that reduces the fighting desire of the opponent. It uses that to deescalate conflicts. It's canon: To resolve conflict, Sprigatito makes its opponrnts literally too high to give a shit.)
906: *kneading*

(Oh yea I remember that pokemon move I think, Yumi has it to a lesser extent, baby-doll eyes was a big part of her strategy when she was a fighter)

Yumi: Don't do le drugs...
Colt: -eats the stick-
Yumi: COLT NO!

(It's not a move iirc, but a dex entry)
Sprigatito: I have a whole stash made out of the fur that sticks to my brush.

(Oh wait really? Sylveon's dex entry has basically the same thing actually)

Colt: GIV-
Yumi: -grabs his jackets and drags him comically despite size- I don't want to explain this to Nolan, come on bro... And no matches either!

"um guys? i don't think those are edible"

Colt: shush they're good... My insides are on fire :3

Ima join in lmao

Yee >:D

Let a professional show you how it's done
*Le grabs the forbidden "ice" cream cone*

Hmmmm...?

*proceeds to consume the torch*

Colt: -clapping- :O

*chomp*
With your typing, you would be completely unable to eat the spice cream cone.

Colt: that may be true ;3
But that wont stop me

Chor: Suit yourself
*Munchin on fire rocks*

Colt: Gimme >=3

*le give*

-le nom-

May I join?

Isn't a little hot for you? You might melt

*laughs in making a spicy omelette for breakfast rn*

Colt: Knock ya self out, -gives another pack of matches-

Thxs

Colt: Yeah -eats spicy pockey- =3

This is a match

Colt: Don't ya like em?

Bruv

Colt: here -lights it-

*slaps with tail*

Colt: Ya could have told me u didn't want it! >:v

>=3

Colt: -nom the forbidden pocky-

Hey gimmie one!

Colt: -lights it and hands it to u- :3

*nom* thanks!

Colt: Isn't that a lil hot for a leaf?

I’ve been boiled alive in my sleep this is nothing….

(he was sleeping?)

Colt: Very impressive >=3

(One time I think it was in a memechat)

Ye…

(Oh ya)

Colt: Fair enough then, enjoy =3

Thanks!

^w^

*referring to the tea incident