Office Cats could be the answer to the employee shortage

They would hold many meowtings

Maybe

Wat?

That's the jargon of pilots. Sometimes, flying high in the sky, there's bad reception. So, the First letter of each word makes the message.

Ah. So you be saying meow

Well, actually, not me... but Major Tom (Dinkel-Smithe). Here he is after the War. Thank you for your inquiry. (upvoted)

Ah