wish I'd written this when the song came out

I used to give it up so easily Lovin' on the cocks so eagerly But then a thought occurred to me Why should I do that shit for free? I guess that I forgot my tits are nice And all I had to do was set the price Now I give you nothing Because I charge for everything You f**ked my mouth, you f**ked my butt F**ked my puss and rearranged my guts You stretched it deep, you stretched it out Took your money but I won't tap out You f**ked my mouth, you f**ked my butt (ay!) F**ked my puss and rearranged my guts You stretched it deep, you stretched it out I got a giant va**na, it's wider I wish it was tighter It's wrecked, it's a mess And it's because I'm a w**re Pound it, pound it til I'm sighin' 'Cause you are my client and I'm gonna be your w**re Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I'm gonna be your w**re Now it's burning when I take a shit Stinging when I pee, hurts when I wipe But I went from flat broke, to a fat bankroll You f**ked my mouth, you f**ked my butt (hey) F**ked my puss and rearranged my guts You stretched it deep, you stretched it out Vertical smile lookin' like a frown You f**ked my mouth, you f**ked my butt (yay) F**ked my puss and rearranged my guts I got a giant va**na, it's wider I wish it was tighter It's wrecked, it's a mess And it's because I'm a w**re Listen before you barge in I'm cash check or chargin' So you're going to pay this w**re Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh It's because I'm a w**re Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (I am a w**re) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh It's because I'm a w**re W**re, w**re, w**re, w**re, w**re I got a giant va**na, it's wider I wish it was tighter It's wrecked, it's a mess And it's because I'm a w**re Listen, listen, before you barge in I'm cash check or chargin' So come on and pay this w**re Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh It's because I'm a w**re Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (I am a w**re) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh It's because I'm a w**re