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Did you know... that copypastas are a bitch and Vaporeon is such a cute and innocent Pokemon that I always loved as a kid?

Hang on hang on. Do I have a copypasta for you. (No it’s not the vaporeon one).

F Zero Festival Queen League Lucky Bumper

Whoever was a lucky bumper today around 9:12 A.M Pacific time that bumped me 4 freaking times: I hate you, I hate you so much, I would’ve made it, but you rotten piece of falcon trash…you wouldn’t get out of my way. I hope someone does that to you one day. I hope your controller runs out of battery and that you also forget to charge all your extras and you end up losing your race.
P.S Btw this happened on the Queen Land 1 racetrack

Did you enjoy the copypasta?

That was fine. Honestly anything F-zero related is a w with how little love Nintendo gives them.

I wanna send this shit to r/copypasta so bad lmao.

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