Story Time from a Dark Humored Dad

I'm looking at a text from my kid. She cut her finger at work, first day on the job. My wife sees me looking at the picture my daughter sent. "What happened?!?", she asked concernedly. "Oh, my kid cut herself..." - I proclaimed while turning my phone for her to see. "WOW!!! That's a pretty bad cut" - she said as she recoiled in horror. "She gets that from her Mom's side of the family." I said - dark humoredly