JOE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LAME DUCK, NOT DEAD! RESUSCITATE HIM, PUMP HIM FULL OF GO-JUICE AGAIN, AND THEN; SEND HIM OUT TO REASSURE THE NATION THAT A DEMENTIA PATIENT CLEARLY ON HIS LAST LEGS, IS STILL FIT TO BE PRESIDENT FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS OF HIS TERM!