Yes, I'd do it

I would yet the kid

I'm not hitting an innocent defenseless baby. Personally, if the baby was thrown by the pitcher, I don't think it would even get anywhere near home plate.

Boo

If the baby is male, it has two balls, so I get 8 runs.

It depends on which way you’re going with this. If I would add millions to my net worth or save the Christian Baby, save the Christian Baby. If you’re subtracting from my current net worth to save the Baby, I might not. This is less hypothetical than it appears at first blush; many Christian Babies in Africa need my help right now….