"If you mention any of the following truths,
you will be banished from Republican political life forever."; 1.) My sexual abuse conviction.
2.) Inciting my followers to insurrection on January 6th.
3.) My Big Lie that I won the 2020 presidential election.
4.) My die-hard attempt to prevent
the peaceful transfer of power to Joe Biden.
5.) Cheating on all three wives, including Melania while she was at home nursing Baron.
6.) Paying $25,000,000.00 to settle the Trump University Scandal,
thus preventing a jury trial that I feared would convict me.
7.) Having declared, "You're going to have such great healthcare
at a fraction of the cost. And it's going to be so easy."
8.) My 34 felong convictions for paying hush money to manipulate the outcome of the 2016 election.
(Plus, I told a lie, or devised a serious deception, every 20 minutes
of every 8 hour work day during my entire presidency)
