A handlebar mustache lets everyone know you're a tough guy/asshole, why won't you grow one?!? Maybe I don't want everyone thinking I'm an asshole before we even meet; I'll be pushy/tough guy then and If you're gonna be my son I demand you grow one!! Son of a bitch.... OK, OK it's really more how you look like that guy from the Village People; "In the Navy" was the greatest song ever written!!
