Technically, there's no law that prevents cannibalism

There's no law that prevents cannibalism but there is a law that prevents murder which prevents cannibalism.

What if something like your grandma falls down the stairs and dies and you wonder what human meat would taste like so you cook her for dinner

Fair

What if you dig up a body from a cemetery?

Grave digging is also a crime

Only if you get caught

Wait what

plus, why would you eat a moldy, rotting corpse

uhhh u gud bro?

Yeah. Dark humor

let’s hope it comes true 😃

Should we eat people who died of old age

but my brain requires that I answer "y-

DANG IT! stupid law...