Klan 1- Hey, who has the torch?
Klan 2 - Um. . .Biden I think.
Klan 1 - Biden!? CRAP! LYNCHING IS OFF! I REPEAT THE LYNCING IS OFF! SOMEONE GAVE BIDEN THE TORCH!
Klan 2 - And there goes Billy Bob. . .the cross, and the N-Words we were after all up in flames. . .