KEVIN NOOOOO

what is this thing called

Minions canonically don't have balls lol

they were all torsion'd off

his poor balls

Molten cum is a destructive force, and gay men, as wonderful as they are, can't withstand its fiery wrath.

it is indeed too powerful to handle, such a torrent would surely fell even the mightiest

He gets it

A boulder, even one covered in bacon, is a formidable obstacle that would likely crush or at least distract a group of lesbians, no matter their intentions.

for in fact, after all, lesbians do not know what to do when it comes to large balls, what with it not being in their nature to understand.