I mean I've made ALOT of inventions but alot of em were stupid.
I once modified some chopsticks to make a toilet paper holder stick thing so you wouldn't have to wash your hands.
This went all the way to my mom telling me that I'm never gonna be successful. Guess what mom? If I ever hit rock bottom I'll be climbing back up to success. Fuck, I could even be successful even at rock bottom. You may be doubting me but I'm stupid and I know that. But mom, you're stupider than me. And I know damn well and that says ALOT. So mom, you can shut your damn yapper.