1. “kris” tried to kiss me and i freaked out cus my brain was like “goofy ah human” and also i didn’t know h o w -
2. my managers told me “he looked like trouble” and i countered saying “sure, he’s scary as hell if you catch him dead staring at you, but he’s the sweetest person i’ve ever met.”
3. i almost died cus i went to turn the grill on for my mom and i forgot about a rotten plank on the back porch and fell through up to my thigh 😓; 3 quick announcements