his paper bag is magic, which explains why the paper bag shows the exact emotion the wearer is having

No

F**k

Sorry, but there's already a reason he can do that

Forgot how many times he died

He hasn't ever died

Uses roblox instead of steam

Uses both

He has spare paper bags in his pockets

Definitely

He likes grilled cheese

Favorite food of his

Has a closet full of paper bags for different events. (Ex: for Christmas:)

Yeah

went to McDonalds to get a whopper

He doesn't really enjoy either restaurants

if you take of his paperbag it does that one bit where there's just an infinite amount of similar paper bags beneath

He would probably do that if you took of his bag involuntary, but there aren't infinite bags under there

He made his bag partly out of a hydrophobic material, so it doesn’t get soggy when it rains

Yes

he would wear a tophat if it didn’t fall off his paper bag.

he would also wear a white suit and do the moonwalk

sometimes