You pesky americans lost the vietnam war

dont forget war of 1812

americans are to proud of their country

We didn't lose, it was a draw!

America never flees; we attack in the opposite direction!

[image deleted] Big talk from someone without a First Place World War trophy

You hid from the French in trees? We just bought their territory in 1803 and asked them politely to leave.

Tsk Tsk. So uncivilized.

I can get behind you on that; we kicked their asses twice for messing with us even once.

What can we say? We tried to stay out of it until they begged us to join.

Technically, WE didn't lose. We were just on the losing side. The U.S. dropped out of the Vietnam War a few years before it ended.

This is why I laugh at America.

Until your country needs them

Facts

Let me see. Europe twice, Australia, Korea, Japan, Thailand...

nah, they just suck lol