You pesky americans lost the vietnam war

americans are to proud of their country

Technically, WE didn't lose. We were just on the losing side. The U.S. dropped out of the Vietnam War a few years before it ended.

We didn't lose, it was a draw!

Y'all were on the losing side and fled in 1973 but yeah

America never flees; we attack in the opposite direction!

What a shocker

Big talk from someone without a First Place World War trophy

At least we used the trees and kicked out our french colonizers
So you just fled and south vietnam pretty got invaded

You hid from the French in trees? We just bought their territory in 1803 and asked them politely to leave.

I mean we kicked their asses and they just left

Tsk Tsk. So uncivilized.

We also kicked the Japanese's ass even though they took our grain away

I can get behind you on that; we kicked their asses twice for messing with us even once.

also didn't y'all joined late in ww1?

What can we say? We tried to stay out of it until they begged us to join.

dont forget war of 1812

Ngl it was a tie in my eyes but your opinion

This is why I laugh at America.

Until your country needs them

Facts

Let me see. Europe twice, Australia, Korea, Japan, Thailand...

nah, they just suck lol