Rp. It's been forever since I watched shrek lol

*Raises hand* where’s the tv remote? I want to watch something else!

Data: I'm not a tv

C; are you having a stroke or smth?..
(The second vid)

Data: oh my god

C; *still shooting*

Data, playing along: HE'S RIGHT THERE!!!

C; AH, AAAAH!! *pulls out the railgun*

Data: HE'S ALREADY DEAD STOP

C: *hyperventilating* he is?..

Data: ... Sure

C: *drops the railgun* oh..

*clipz is just hallucinating a charred corpse lol*

Data: lord farquad is about halfway through
*It reaches the edited laughing part*

C; what?..

*the muffin manthe muffin man the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man*

C; data.. do you need help?.. *steps back*

Data: I'm ok...
*The video starts over again*

C; why do you keep playing that?..

Data: funni

C; *watches* the muffin man..

Data: the muffin man!

C; the muffin man?

Data: the muffin man!!!

C; THE MUFFIN MAN

Data: T H E M U F F I N M A N

C; *starts overheating* THEMUFFINMAN X700

Data: ... Are you ok?

C;; MUFFIN M-A-A-A-A-A-AN

Data: dude what's wrong

C; *starts shooting at nothing* ITS THE MUFFIN MAN!!!

(the video hypnotized him lol)

Data: WHERE!?

C: *points at nothing*

Soul: "Wha..?"

Data: *pauses the video and goes back to her face* do you know... The muffin man?

Soul: "The muffin man?"

Data: the muffin man!!!

Samurai B: what kinda sorcery is that?
why is the mirror showing a living sweet??

Data: I'm not a mirror.

Samurai B: witchcraft!!

(Samurai B doesn't what a tv screen is)

Data: are you from the middle ages or something? Sh*t like what I have is SUPER common.

Samurai B: i'm from Japan, in 1786
I just realized I have never asked this yet, but what year is it?

Data: around 3000

Samurai B: (nearly passes out realizing everyone he knew and loved is definitely gone and the fact he is stuck in a futue time period he doesnt know anything about)

Data: REAL witchcraft is also widely accepted in this time period except in the inkeverse some reason

Samurai B: times really have changed...
this is also probably why no one that I have talked to knows what a yokai is...
and why does no one know who I am?
I was one of the greatest warriors in japan and I even saved japan

(Recap if you don't know: Samurai B was defeated in battle by another Samurai, who accidentally teleported Samurai B to present time in the bossverse. The evil samurai who defeated Samurai B turned into a stone statue and was buried by a few Japanese villagers who convinced everyone that Samurai B and his friends were bad luck. Because of this, Samurai B, his friends and the evil samurai were erased from history and never spoken of again.)

Data: there was a TV show about yokai but you probably don't know what a TV show is

185: Data... You mind... Uhh. Explaining, why you have Shrek on that?
(One.)

Data: *pauses the video and goes back to her face* the real question is... if you know... The muffin man?

185: Data?

https://youtu.be/4J5tjmofPuQ?si=QQM0LrSLE4kfv5ED

Could also be this if you want it to be weirder
https://youtu.be/NY9JLEjuQgI?si=_K0namZpIt4WhLuS
Tell me which one