I appear to be in the sky

I am going to commit various unforgivable warcrimes

(Let me guess - Chuckles war cry?)

YOU'LL BE WANTED IN E V E R Y COUNTRY

Mustard? How about mustard GAS! GO FORTH MY CHILD SOLDIERS. I'll be a space warlord on the outer rim.

"Geneva CONVENTION?" More like Geneva SUGGESTION.

Child One: I love clowns!

Child Two: FULLMETAL JACKET

I am going to do heinous things

COLBY JACK CHEESE MAKES ME FEEL ✨ A L I V E ✨

I don't remember that one.

I'm gonna pull out my plastic toy raygun

"How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?"

I have no idea, I only saw the space warlord part

It's space clown vs space kraken