THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IT BE YOUR POLITICAL OPPONENT. THOU SHALT HAVE NO GODS. AT ALL. THOU SHALT NOT GET CAUGHT COMMITTING ADULTERY; THOU SHALT MAKE A GRAVEN IMAGE OF GEORGE FLOYD; REMEMBER PRIDE MONTH TO KEEP IT SENSUAL; THOU SHALT NOT STEAL EXCEPT THROUGH TAXES; HIDE THY TRANSITION AND GAY LITERATURE FROM THY FATHER AND MOTHER. THOU SHALT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST CONSERVATIVES; THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF DEMOCRATS IN CRITICISM; THOU SHALT COVET WHAT THY NEIGHBOR HATH AND MAKE HIM GIVE IT TO THEE BY SOCIALISM.
