Duplo Spiegel is a normal 19 year old boy. At least he claims he is. He has everything a normal boy would have. A best friend (named Damien Fritz), decent grades, and a HUGE crush on this one girl at his school.
Damien: What are you looking at man?
Duplo: Isn’t she just perfect?
Damien: Victoria Timber? Again?
Victoria was the most popular girl at the school. Many boys had a crush on her, but she has always rejected others' advances.
Damien: Dude, you have to move on. You’re never gonna get her.
Duplo: Of course I will! Remember that time she gave me a valentine card?
Damien: She gave everyone one. She’s just that nice.
Duplo: What about that time she let me use her pen?
Damien: She does that with everyone. She even let me keep a pencil one time.
Duplo has nothing else to say. It’s true, Victoria was the nicest person he knew, and that's why he NEEDED to be by her side.
Duplo: Come on man, the minute she sees me, I’ll be her new boyfriend!
Damien: Oh yeah? Check this out. Hey Victoria!
Victoria, who was talking with her friends from afar, notices Damien waving at her and comes right over.
Damien: I’ll prove she’s impossible to date.
Victoria arrives in front of the two boys
Victoria: Yes?
Damien: I have a huge crush on you, blah blah blah, will you date me.
He says nonchalantly, confident in proving his point. Duplo sighs as he listens to Damiens half assed confession but-
Victoria: Oh of course I will!
Damien and Duplo look at her surprised
Duplo and Damien: What…
Victoria: Truth is… I was only rejecting the other boys because I was saving myself for you! So I will gladly date you!
Duplo: Dude, not cool!
Damien: Eh… I came for copper, and I found Gold
As the two hug each other, the bell rings.
Victoria: Call me!
Damien: I will!
Victoria blows a kiss to Damien as she skips off happily
Damien: Ah… she’s as innocent as a… a…
Duplo: Rabbit?
Damien: Um… yeah.
Duplo just looks emotionless as he continues to walk with Damien.
Damien: Hey man, I’ll see you tomorrow. And if she ever breaks up with me, I’ll help hook you two up, alright?
Duplo: Alright…
Damien pats him on the back
Damien: Great! See ya!
He walks off as his phone rings
Damien: hello? Oh hi Victoria!