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"I was shot with a bullet that pierced the upper part of my right ear. I knew immediately that something was wrong in that I heard a whizzing sound, shots, and immediately felt the bullet ripping through the skin. Much bleeding took place, so I realized then what was happening."; -Donald J. Trump claiming he took a piercing shot to the ear -meaning he'll have a nice, clean punch in the cartilage. If, on the other hand, he was knicked by flying glass from a teleprompter as is being reported, he'll get a few stitches and have little or no scarring. Plus, given the scant volume of hemorrhage relative to the density of vessels in the ear, his propensity to lie like a cheap rug, pardon me if; I'll believe it when I see the ring-binder hole.