WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CLASSIC FAIRYTALE AND A GOVERNMENT FAIRYTALE; THE CLASSIC FAIRYTALE BEGINS WITH “ONCE UPON A TIME IN A FARAWAY LAND” AND ENDS WITH “LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.”; THE GOVERNMENT FAIRYTALE BEGINS WITH “MY FELLOW AMERICANS” AND OFTEN ENDS WITH “TRUE STORY” OR “NOT A JOKE.”
