Alphys Technically This Is NSFW

TENTACLE PORN TENTACLE PORN TENTACLE PORN!!!!!!(!!!!((+--!+!!!!!!

Wait, that's a fetish!? I know I like vore but WTF 3':

how did you not know that exists

I don't actively search for it

It's like one of the most popular fetishes 💀

I look up vore in devianart, an nothing else,
I have no chance of seeing it

well that's why!
You have poor taste!

At least I don't get turned on by squid arms

I never said I did
you just like being torn apart by stomach acid

🥷 you like what????

How do you not know that about me, everyone knows that

except me apparently, you one weird ass 🥷

wait ender parrot is a ninja?
Can he throw ninja stars and kill people

yeah

ah~ 🥵.. Photoshop Flowey.. please..

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That
That's a child
I was joking

I'm behind on the asriel/Flowey lore tbh

asriel was a child when he died
Which means flowey is a kid
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alphys being correct twice in a row

*she

She’s self aware

actually now that I think about Undertale lore..
she might be , who knows

Maybe….

idk I watched like two matpat theories from like 7 years ago

Who's she

alphys

Oooohhh

How

it's tenticles
rhymes with testicles

Oh