The men formed a line in front of the cobbled ruins of an ancient lab. The air was fresh with the scent of moss and stone. Clutching their firearms, they slowly advanced, flinching at the slightest noise. Rain began to fall from the heavens, all but halted by the groups collective mass of sombreros. The men spun at a sharp crack coming from behind them, echoing through the woods. A creaking sound that seemed to double in volume exponentially each second. A massive shape stumbled out of the undergrowth, furred and with eyes glinting red malice. This would be the fight of their lives, and just before retirement too...

for all extensive purposes this is satirical

Nah nah nah, we should have a system where people coming across the border have a chance at citizen ship if the catch pedophiles. We’ll call it the Alien Vs Predator program.

Why is this funny

this isnt funny

womp womp

une forme de vie inférieure a dit que mon message n'était pas drôle, je vais me suicider

pfft

God f**king dammit why did I laugh at this?