THE "NEW NIXON," SAID "WOW! I FLASHBACKED TO 1968. THE PRESIDENT WAS A DEM, WHOSE SENATE SERVICE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO GET HIS SOCIAL AGENDA MADE INTO SUCCESSFUL PROGRAMS. POLITICAL CHAOS AND AN UNPOPULAR FOREIGN WAR MADE HIM OPT OUT OF RE-ELECTION. THE "OLD NIXON" SAID "THE GOOD OLD DAYS. NEW NIX: "THE OLD RIGHT-WING YOU TRANSFORMED INTO THE MODERATE ME, WON THE ELECTION FROM THE SITTING VEEP, AVENGING YOUR LOSS TO JFK." OLD NIX: "YEAH! MY POLITICAL SHIFT TO THE MIDDLE, BECOMING YOU, WAS GENIUS. WE WON, GIVING THIS STORY A HAPPY ENDING,"; NEW NIX 'HAPPY ENDING? YOU DON'T READ HISTORY, DO YOU?"
